just sat watching some TV, and i can hear some chav scum walking past, then i hear a huge bang, and they think its funny to volley their football at my window

now of course im angry, so i decide to go and have 'a word', and yet by the time ive got downstairs and to the front garden, i look forward and see my 58yr old dad has already gone out, found the loudest 1 of the lot, and has him up against 1 of our cars by his neck!

and then when another 1 came to his aid, my dad gave that 1 a slap with his spare hand and they all legged it leaving their 1 mate behind haha. 10 of em, and they've all done a runner

now all the neighbours have come out to treat my dad as some sort of hero, and dad seems to be organising a vigilante gang incase they come back

cant even write this sort of stuff, pure genius! we now await the cop car to turn up and whisk us away for confronting a bunch of 16/17yr olds who are clearly above the law

 

Untill your old man gets a visit from the fuzz as that what teenagers will do demanding there rights and have him prosecuted.
little shits

 

yeah we pretty much expecting that next, but its ok, i just plan to say my dad is suffering from senile demensia in his old age and we accidentally left the front door open and he got out

 

fair play!

 

hahaha quality, good on your old man

 

dont expect your car to be in one piece in the morning

 

haha escort locked away, dads motor blocked in on the drive by the fiesta, then my broken vectra out on the road as cannon fodder if they simply must damage something lol

did make sure to warn 'em though that if theres any damage, they will be woken up by the sound of my 18t work truck parking in their living room 1 night

if u dont confront em u get your house used for target practice, if u do confront them, u risk getting your car damaged. thankfully its a vectra though, i can cope lol

 

If the cops do turn up, and you have no idea what on earth they are talking about, and nor do the neighbours, I don't suppose any action will be done except the kids might get told off for wasting police time?

 

little C**ts, if more people had the balls then it might sort out the little shits.

National service! lol.

 

1000% agree with ya fella ,

fortunatley for me , mand and my brothers are quite well know on our estate so no one trys there luck ,

and seing as im 28 and two bros 26 and 18 , were pretty much coverde to give any fucker a slap if they try it on lol


fair play to your old fella