just sat watching some TV, and i can hear some chav scum walking past, then i hear a huge bang, and they think its funny to volley their football at my window

now of course im angry, so i decide to go and have 'a word', and yet by the time ive got downstairs and to the front garden, i look forward and see my 58yr old dad has already gone out, found the loudest 1 of the lot, and has him up against 1 of our cars by his neck!

and then when another 1 came to his aid, my dad gave that 1 a slap with his spare hand and they all legged it leaving their 1 mate behind haha. 10 of em, and they've all done a runner

now all the neighbours have come out to treat my dad as some sort of hero, and dad seems to be organising a vigilante gang incase they come back

cant even write this sort of stuff, pure genius! we now await the cop car to turn up and whisk us away for confronting a bunch of 16/17yr olds who are clearly above the law