one of the drivers got stopped for speeding
and, as you do, he gave the officer the wrong name
then he called me up to tellme how he'd slipped the long arm of the law
until i ttold him not to go back to the copper and say "sorry mate, this is my real name"

ok, so how long does it take for this sort of mischief to get through to head office then?

and how soon will he be given his marching orders afterwards?

 

Silly guy, honesty always pays.

Some bloke at my work crashed a van and didnt say anything but it was on CCTV, got sacked, i got caught speeding and told them the moment i got back and was allowed to keep my job for a month after until i got banned.

Shouldnt take all that long for the police to write to the company.

 

Great, so not only will he get sacked, he'll also be done for being a pervert to the course of justice.

I assume your company have logs to say whose driving which vehicle at what times etc?

 

i think he will get sacked as soon as they find outand will get a healthy fine and ban for perverting the courts of justicehe must be dreading going back into the police station as they might keep him in for 6 hours

 

burn all the vehicle logs. job jobbed

 

They can't prosecute you if you kill yourself first. Tell him that I bet the dumb cunts funeral will preceed your next sunday dinner!

 

we had one guy who smashed a motorbike parked up in an office car park, was caught on their cctv getting out the van, looking at it, putting it back on it's wheels again, then driving off but, when questioned about it, said he'd never veen been to that office
he was sacked when he rear ended someone on the M3 doing about 90 the day before his redundancy was due

as for vehicle logs, we've got these handheld signature capture devices so you put your name in and it tells you what van and what route you are allocated, so it's going to be pretty simple for them to find out who it was

it would have been a different matter had it been a speed camera as then you could always say your mate was driving and he/she gets the points, but being pulled over for driving like a twat and getting everything written out and a producer put in to your hand is seriously silly

the other day, some old lady stepped out from behind a tree and broke the wing mirror on the van while i was parked up, i was still in the van as i'd just parked up, but i still reported it to the company and filled out an accident form and everything by the book, honesty is ALWAYS the best policy when it comes to getting potentially buggered by the police these days, so what he was thinking when he gave them the wrong name is anyones guess

prat

 

she must of been 1 well built old lady