one of the drivers got stopped for speeding
and, as you do, he gave the officer the wrong name
then he called me up to tellme how he'd slipped the long arm of the law
until i ttold him not to go back to the copper and say "sorry mate, this is my real name"

ok, so how long does it take for this sort of mischief to get through to head office then?

and how soon will he be given his marching orders afterwards?