as title

bit random really, was just thinking about the time i was on bbc playin footie, got mugged the next day at school

 

When I was about 9 I was on a television programme for granada reports about rugby, we was sent along to our local rugby ground and trained for the day. I was asked on television what I thought about the sport to which I replied 'I would of preferred to go to the zoo'. Then someone asked me 'I'm sure you can go there another time, and I replied with 'I doubt it, we only got to come here because it's going to be on television'.


It was edited though and never seen television! all you seen was me talking with no sound, and someone said 'We asked one boy how impressed he was and he said he doesen't want to go home' or words to the same effect, it was a while ago now.

And my head master proper took off on me, ragged me into the school van. Your taught to tell the truth, but telling lies is fine when it benfits the school.



Bastards.

 

Yes... Im not saying why though Search the forum, Its on here

 

crimewatch

 

AFPMSL!!!! I have a number on incidents floating around in my head, talking of floats...

Benni.

 

FPMSL!


No, I was on Russell Brand, But I aint saying why, Go look if you wanna know

 

Shocking , cant imagine anyone on her to be honest.
but each to their own

 

We was on the telly ! Was told it was gonna be called "Drivers 2002", turned out to be "Driver's From Hell 2002"

My brother did an interview for em, me, my pal James, you see Alex ZVH on there, Matt Sideways Saph I think too.

They also did a full documentary on me ! But it never got air'd ! THANK GOD ! ! !

Matt, I think Rob still has the vid's of all the filmin they done before the editing !

Was also on Top Gears YEARS ago, when Jeremy Clarkson was at Mean Street Cruise

jb

 

Used to work for the record label that DJ Luck & MC Neat were on, got to go to the big breakfast house and top of the pops!..!!
class...

 

They read a text out of mine on Sky News a while back when there was the hoo har about the Davinci Code and the bible and they had a couple of weird people arguing about it all. I text in saying "Who cares they both belong in the fiction section of your local friendly book store" And they read it out

 

was swimming on the local beach when i was younger when a film crew asked if the could film me & my mates & we obviosly said yes, then when it came on tv it was about the polution on british beaches

i also shouted 'slapper' to get some attention when katy hill off of blue peter was doing a local chip shop for being the best chip shop in britain but every body from school was shouting so i just joined in but i feal bad for it now

i was also on tv seen walking my dog when 6 whales got washed up on the same local beach as above

i should be famous realy

 

well I was going to do porn films in my younger days.... I went up for the interview and was told that they would put me on the short list....

 

was on the local news laying flowers for a girl that had been murdered by her boyfriend who was my mate and boss. Had a nervous breakdown and lost the plot. Was asked to do an interview at the scene but refused.

 

me and my escort cos been in a vid if that counts


Dave

 

when i was 10, i was voted the best laugh in the uk after they had come around my school and filmed me! and anyone that knows me will know what i laugh like

 

I worked as an extra on Stanley Kubrick's 'Eyes wide shut'. You'll not see me though, I was one of the ones wearing the fancy mask.

Was quality, SUPERB money and treated really well. Stood 2 feet from Tom Cruise and walked past Nicole Kidman and didn't even realise it was her!!

 

Did an advert for a local soft drink when I was little and lived in Dubai. Saw it about 10 times a day for about a year. Drove me up the fookin wall. Was glad when it got pulled.

 

we laugh AT you



but you do have a good laugh

 

saw ya on totb II the other days as well...

 

Was on national news for about five seconds three or four years ago when they covered the opening of T In The Park and I was right behind the talking head.

Also on Children In Need this year.

 

i always look for myself when t in the park comes on tv

 

Oh yeah, forgot about that!!

 

I remember when me and my mate were in Chelmsford high st a good few years ago. Was when Austin Powers had just come out and we were about 10 or so. Some film crew there from ITV or somewhere was doing a review and they were asking people to do impressions of Austin himself.

Anyway after a good argument between me and mate about who was gonna do it, I finally won and let him go for it.

Oh my god, I can still hear it now

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Baby"

 

I have been on a few times when Nottingham Forest have been on TV, for some reason I always get a mug shot on the TV. Also been on at an England cricket match at Trent Bridge, me and my mate were going back to our seats with 4 pints a piece in our hands and I got told the commentator said ''well it looks like them 2 are enjoying themselves!"

Supposed to be going on Soccer AM for Forest fans in the Stand this weekend but not now.

Also on the local news coming out of court

 

Back when ITV had regional channels, HTV sponsored a darts competition and televised my game against Jocky Wilson

 

I been on telly at Cricket lol and 2 or 3 footy matches...

 

i was in

an itv programme called the great outdoors in 2001

they went to crail and i could be seen flying up the 1/4 mile in my

xr4x4 twin turbo,well ahead of a 325 sport

 

not on tele but have been in the local paper

 

On TV following United .

And on `Who wants to be a Millionaire`about 6 years ago

 

I was on the Cook report when one of his programs was about the beer smuggling
He had one of his Reporters with a hiden Camera come into our office and bought a pallet of Stella
I thought it was kinda odd when i loaded the pallet onto his van in shrink as all the other "runners" used to hand stack it so it didnt look so much.

It was not until a couple of weeks later when it was on telly and i could be clearly seen counting the money and driving the forklift truck with said stella out to the "customers" van

All my close friends knew were i worked and what i done but i still fcuk'd of to Spain for a few weeks to let the dust settle

Even after i came back i still had people coming up to me and saying " I saw you on the telly" blar blar blar

Went to see a friend a few months later at a Garage 20 miles away in Mitcham when this pickup drove past and it turned out to be one of the local "Travelers" who hung out of his window and shouted " Hows it going Bruv "

Sister had Customs watching her house and i used to spent quite a time in the "sheds" at Dover having my car x-rayed every time i went through to work

Shuttle was just as bad if not worse because as you come out of the French Customs shed, you drive in a straight line about 100 yards straight into the English Customs Sheds. Well thats what i used to do every 2 weeks anyway

I was so used to it i used to have 2 fags rolled ready, one for each "pull"

Ian

 

Me too, unfortunately its usually "Court Roundup".

 

I was on sky sports news about 12 year ago, me and a few mates did a few fund raising things for darlington football club, im a liverpool fan, but darlo are my local club so i used to go watch them a lot when i was younger because i couldnt always afford to get ot anfield. we called the fund raiser d.r.a.s.t.i.c, which stood for ' darlington require a striker to increase crowds ' , sky got wind of it and came down to interview us. i was meant to be on the big breakfast aswell, ive got robbie fowler tattoo's, and when he left to go to leeds, the sun newspaper came out and interviewed me, i had a full page in the sun , the big breakfast seen it and wanted me to go on and talk about the passion of football fans, i was meant to be on with neil ruddock, but after taking about 25 takes to get the interveiw for sky sports for drastic, i didnt really fancy my chances with live tv, so i bottled it, they werent happy, they had sent me train tickets and booked me into a hotel, so when i didnt go, channel 4 kicked off.

 

Mate was on the big breakfast - she collected chewing gum wrappers

 

me too

i was nearly on telly (mtv) at global gathering this year, young lady and cameraman stopped me for a chat and i was all for it.....thankfully the bird dragged me away coz i was in a proper state my folks watch the highlights on mtv erevy year to see what i get up to for my birthday

 

Been on Sky Sports about 10 years ago, when Newcastle beat Everton 7-1 at st james park, after the match the camera showed our section of the crowd for a good while.

 

Admit it, you was on crime watch!

 

i did when i was 16 had my arm crushed by a cab of a lorry pushed my hand halfway down my forearm

was on a program called city hospital!

andy

 

I was in an advert for michelin tyres about 5 years ago

 

I was on a programme called "the really useful show" with my mate dan, complaining about how big lads struggle to get school uniform.

 

i was picked up on camera singing to the kooks at glastonbury 2007
does that count?