When I was about 9 I was on a television programme for granada reports about rugby, we was sent along to our local rugby ground and trained for the day. I was asked on television what I thought about the sport to which I replied 'I would of preferred to go to the zoo'. Then someone asked me 'I'm sure you can go there another time, and I replied with 'I doubt it, we only got to come here because it's going to be on television'.


It was edited though and never seen television! all you seen was me talking with no sound, and someone said 'We asked one boy how impressed he was and he said he doesen't want to go home' or words to the same effect, it was a while ago now.

And my head master proper took off on me, ragged me into the school van. Your taught to tell the truth, but telling lies is fine when it benfits the school.



Bastards.