was swimming on the local beach when i was younger when a film crew asked if the could film me & my mates & we obviosly said yes, then when it came on tv it was about the polution on british beaches

i also shouted 'slapper' to get some attention when katy hill off of blue peter was doing a local chip shop for being the best chip shop in britain but every body from school was shouting so i just joined in but i feal bad for it now

i was also on tv seen walking my dog when 6 whales got washed up on the same local beach as above

i should be famous realy