Once upon a time a man asked a woman "will you marry me?" The woman replied "No," and the man lived happily ever after and went golfing, fishing, drinking, shagging and still had money in his pocket at the end of the week.
The end.....

 

Lucky bloke

Steve.

 

I read that out in my wedding speach. Went down well fortunately!

 

like it

 

Brian

 

PMSL

 

I dont wanna leave it tbh

 

 

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale (Female Version) ..............

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.

THE END

 

LOL at both of them

 

sounds like a dream fairy tale to me