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Old 11-01-2010, 09:41 PM
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http://www.toyotagtturbo.com/forums/...ad.php?t=61735

this cant be good lol
Old 11-01-2010, 09:46 PM
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I thought they were joking. Surely they've heard the horror stories?

i do like this though. (in full bitch attack mode... )

i like learning from people who know what they are doing!
Old 11-01-2010, 09:47 PM
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Old 11-01-2010, 09:47 PM
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im apart of that site even i`ve heard the stories!!!!! think i`d rather have ago mapping my own car hahaha and i aint got a clue!!
Old 11-01-2010, 09:48 PM
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:49 PM
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Hobnob anyone?
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quoted after asking if paul wouldnt mind answering questions ???

guy replied im sure paul dont have a prob answering your questions .......







cool. car needs to be back together 1st



the power fc just needs to be tweaked and its taking me ages. i assume he doesnt mind answering questions and stuff? i like learning from people who know what they are doing!









surely someone need to pm this guy and explain paul dosent know what hes actually doing ???

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Old 11-01-2010, 09:53 PM
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ill have one will
Old 11-01-2010, 09:53 PM
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is he that bad?
Old 11-01-2010, 09:54 PM
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i ended up have to post lol bet they dont lisen
Old 11-01-2010, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ronnie_st
is he that bad?
lol type his name in the search box on this forum
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but before you do , go make a flask of tea , makes for long reading ,

lol

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Old 11-01-2010, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
Hobnob anyone?

do have have some tea as well will?
Old 11-01-2010, 09:59 PM
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didnt he make a screamer pipe from copper pipe lol
Old 11-01-2010, 10:00 PM
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soooooooooooooooooooo who want to start with there bad stories then??
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Originally Posted by James @ M Developments
didnt he make a screamer pipe from copper pipe lol
i wud luv to see that
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im sure there are pics of it lol
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Originally Posted by James @ M Developments
didnt he make a screamer pipe from copper pipe lol
Wasn't it so effective the engine made about 65 psi before making expensive noises?
Old 11-01-2010, 10:08 PM
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i heard that he built one of the most expensive engines in the uk ever!


with the amount of snap on tools that was left in there lol

cheers paul
Old 11-01-2010, 10:11 PM
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At least there will be a few less jap cars on the road
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Originally Posted by Ronnie_st
is he that bad?
never heard anything good sadly
Old 11-01-2010, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by James @ M Developments
didnt he make a screamer pipe from copper pipe lol
Originally Posted by bigchez
Wasn't it so effective the engine made about 65 psi before making expensive noises?
wasnt that the egr into the wastegate ??
Old 11-01-2010, 10:17 PM
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Give the guy a break guys, maybe he's been to Jaaaaypan and learnt how to tune Jap Exotica from old man Apexisan himself.....

"Ahhh Paur Hirrs, I see you wan rearn abouw Jap Tuning.... resson wan: we dow lun 4 bar boose in Toyota, Impleza or Mooshibooshi Evo engine"


Cheers,
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Originally Posted by RS Grant
Give the guy a break guys, maybe he's been to Jaaaaypan and learnt how to tune Jap Exotica from old man Apexisan himself.....

"Ahhh Paur Hirrs, I see you wan rearn abouw Jap Tuning.... resson wan: we dow lun 4 bar boose in Toyota, Impleza or Mooshibooshi Evo engine"


Cheers,
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I've just read that out loud and actually properly LOL'd
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
I've just read that out loud and actually properly LOL'd
I did the same PMSL
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Clarke5700,
Your post on that forum has dissapeared...lol !!!!!
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
I've just read that out loud and actually properly LOL'd
lol no how you feal
Old 11-01-2010, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Flux Capacitor.
Clarke5700,
Your post on that forum has dissapeared...lol !!!!!
wtf so it has lol maby they dont like me
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you need to put some pics up on there lol
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Originally Posted by paul16v



2 of my pistons after to days use after being to paul hills
Old 11-01-2010, 10:38 PM
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ian howell likes him aswell, thats the guys car in question with the copper pipe
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Originally Posted by WENNY
2 of my pistons after to days use after being to paul hills
More like paperweights now mate, was quite funny the night that blew up 'whats that smell'...
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He's got a wealth of experience including in some fairly serious motorsport circles.

Amazing how someone who clearly does know a lot, can get things so wrong.

I bet most of the tuners that people on here respect would kill for some of the jobs he has had.


Weird situation!
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Originally Posted by Chip

I bet most of the tuners that people on here respect would kill for some of the jobs he has had.
Fully agree. There is one place on his CV that i would LOVE to work...
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Oh dear not a good week

Simon SECS and Paul Hills return

What else can happen
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
I've just read that out loud and actually properly LOL'd
and me I can't believe I've just read that out loud lol

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Guy was a proper knob and charged me hundreds for a running in map downloaded from the Omex website (FOR FUCKING FREE) for a N/A engine when mine was a turbo!

Clarke/Eren make sure the GT owners dont fall for it!
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Originally Posted by Its Dave
Oh dear not a good week

Simon SECS and Paul Hills return

What else can happen
that lanky bloke that owes porkie a few quid might turn up

lol


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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
Fully agree. There is one place on his CV that i would LOVE to work...
is that the b+q plumbing department


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