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Old 11-01-2010, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by James @ M Developments
is that the b+q plumbing department

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Originally Posted by RS Grant
Give the guy a break guys, maybe he's been to Jaaaaypan and learnt how to tune Jap Exotica from old man Apexisan himself.....

"Ahhh Paur Hirrs, I see you wan rearn abouw Jap Tuning.... resson wan: we dow lun 4 bar boose in Toyota, Impleza or Mooshibooshi Evo engine"


Cheers,
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ha ha lol this is funny
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PMSL @ RS Grant
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Originally Posted by XRT_si
Guy was a proper knob and charged me hundreds for a running in map downloaded from the Omex website (FOR FUCKING FREE) for a N/A engine when mine was a turbo!

Clarke/Eren make sure the GT owners dont fall for it!

i did post but it vanished lol
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
Fully agree. There is one place on his CV that i would LOVE to work...


macdonalds ????


i heard 9 out of 10 students put themselves through uni on maccys extensive college program ,



and well lets face it ..... the other option of stripping aint likely





but i may know of a few hen parties coming up if you need the money fella ,




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i mite put a link on there to this threed lol
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Beefy, will wasnt joking.

Paul has had some PROPER motorsport tuning jobs, far better than most people in the ford game will ever get, he might be joked about on forums, but he's well respected within the world of serious motorsport.

Personally, I wouldnt let him tune in my radio after some of the bodge jobs he has done, but dont go thinking its cause he doesnt know what he is doing, on the contary he does, its just that clearly he doesnt give a shit a lot of the time! Which is worse of course!
Sending a job out the door cause you know no better is bad, sending a job a shit job out the door cause you couldnt be arsed, is far worse!
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go for it clarke lol
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
go for it clarke lol

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Old 11-01-2010, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip

Personally, I wouldnt let him tune in my radio !


Didnt he map WRC cars or similar?
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Originally Posted by Chip
Beefy, will wasnt joking.

Paul has had some PROPER motorsport tuning jobs, far better than most people in the ford game will ever get, he might be joked about on forums, but he's well respected within the world of serious motorsport.

Personally, I wouldnt let him tune in my radio after some of the bodge jobs he has done, but dont go thinking its cause he doesnt know what he is doing, on the contary he does, its just that clearly he doesnt give a shit a lot of the time! Which is worse of course!
Sending a job out the door cause you know no better is bad, sending a job a shit job out the door cause you couldnt be arsed, is far worse!
never know if he has all that experience he could be changing his attitude as no doubt he would have heard about all the threads gone on about him and a failed business and realising why its happening, but who would want to find out?
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Originally Posted by XRT_si


Didnt he map WRC cars or similar?
dont you mean RC cars?
Old 11-01-2010, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by rst in breaking
never know if he has all that experience he could be changing his attitude as no doubt he would have heard about all the threads gone on about him and a failed business and realising why its happening, but who would want to find out?
go for it bammo it only a shonkey old zetec at the end of the day
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Originally Posted by clarke5700
go for it bammo it only a shonkey old zetec at the end of the day
nooooo no no no no no, my car runs sweet as a nut when chip maps it and good on fuel so keeps me very happy and of which am very grateful to him for it
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Originally Posted by Chip
Beefy, will wasnt joking.

Paul has had some PROPER motorsport tuning jobs, far better than most people in the ford game will ever get, he might be joked about on forums, but he's well respected within the world of serious motorsport.

Personally, I wouldnt let him tune in my radio after some of the bodge jobs he has done, but dont go thinking its cause he doesnt know what he is doing, on the contary he does, its just that clearly he doesnt give a shit a lot of the time! Which is worse of course!
Sending a job out the door cause you know no better is bad, sending a job a shit job out the door cause you couldnt be arsed, is far worse!


chip , it was meant more as a chuckle to will fella,

ive heard before hes got lots of experince in the higher scales of motorsport ,

but as you said why the fuck when you have the knowledge to know something your doing is wrong you carry on regardless,

the man could be one of the most respected tuners in the country ,but instead hes slagged to death the moment hes names mentioned ,

i just dont get how you could become that unintrested in something thats aparently a passion of his ,


although i have to say ive seen it myself closer to home ,

the love goes , then the attitude , then the quality of work ,


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Old 11-01-2010, 11:37 PM
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Beefy - you only want me to work at McDonalds so i can get you the friends and family discount when you're peckish
Old 12-01-2010, 12:19 AM
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bastard ,. hes on to my plan
Old 12-01-2010, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by the youth
that lanky bloke that owes porkie a few quid might turn up

lol


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Brom?!?!? never heard him called Lanky!
Old 12-01-2010, 09:26 AM
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just hope the starlet boys realise what hes like befor its to late lol any one found any pics of the screamer pipe made of copper lol
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Looks like the topic has been closed on that site, the op must be down at B&Q getting some fittings for Paul
Old 12-01-2010, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Brom?!?!? never heard him called Lanky!
Think he meant Lewis
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Brom?!?!? never heard him called Lanky!
Originally Posted by Mondeo Man
Think he meant Lewis
= he knows that, he was just joking cause there is more than one person who owes him
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"Personally, I wouldnt let him tune in my radio"

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He's ex-Mountune isn't he?
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leopard & spots?
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come on, someone must have a pic of this copper wastegate piping
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Originally Posted by Slamz
come on, someone must have a pic of this copper wastegate piping

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Old 12-01-2010, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Brom?!?!? never heard him called Lanky!
Whatever happened to that bloke ? after he had his heart attatck or whatever it was
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Didn't he work/build that engine in that super nice White Escos that was all WRC'd up? Same fella yeah?? and I thought he was good lol. I did read he did work/worked for top Motorsport team/place,et,etc..
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i think he has melted alot of engine tho. a mate has a cozzy that was running on a chip he made it kicked out black smoke on boost and hunted on idal from cold
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Originally Posted by Chip
= he knows that, he was just joking cause there is more than one person who owes him
Met Porkie a few times and he always seems well balanced and really friendly. Shame some people seem to think taking him for a mug is acceptable. . It's not the amount, it's the principle
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The original poster on the Jap Forum wrote:

"I know a lot of you were disappointed when Paul @ Engine Advantages packed up last year but good news, he is back

Paul is offering a mobile ECU fitting and mapping service and can be contacted on 07599 324265"

Is this guy on crack?

Good news Paul Hills is back? Who for? Scrap metal merchants? Solicitors?

I think personally its the worst news we could ever have that this twat is unleashing his spanners on us again (the ones that arent swirling around in some poor guys sump tinkling against the crank).

If this was April 1st I'd have said this was a joke. Please tell me this is a joke. It's only fucking January.

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hes good for car breakers and engine suppliers ian
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Originally Posted by James @ M Developments
didnt he make a screamer pipe from copper pipe lol
No it was an external wastegate outlet.....on my car! It didnt work!!
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Originally Posted by bigchez
Wasn't it so effective the engine made about 65 psi before making expensive noises?
52psi.....please dont exaggerate lol
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
Fully agree. There is one place on his CV that i would LOVE to work...
What's that...the canteen at Mountune??
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Originally Posted by Fastmaul
Didn't he work/build that engine in that super nice White Escos that was all WRC'd up? Same fella yeah?? and I thought he was good lol. I did read he did work/worked for top Motorsport team/place,et,etc..
That's the one. My car. He also unbuilt it. Quickly!
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Originally Posted by Ian M500COS
That's the one. My car. He also unbuilt it. Quickly!

To be read as *BANG!*
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Originally Posted by WENNY
hes good for car breakers and engine suppliers ian
This is true Wenny, but dont be expecting a block, crank, rods, pistons or head from a Paul
Hills unbuilt engine. Only thing left will be the cam cover or sump plug.
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Originally Posted by Ian M500COS
This is true Wenny, but dont be expecting a block, crank, rods, pistons or head from a Paul
Hills unbuilt engine. Only thing left will be the cam cover or sump plug.
And a bag of bolts


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