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Old 13-01-2010, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Its Dave
And a bag of bolts

Lol. Sorry Dave, they were bent as well.....
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Originally Posted by Ian M500COS
Lol. Sorry Dave, they were bent as well.....

as bent as mr hills then ?????
Old 13-01-2010, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by t4 and greys
as bent as mr hills then ?????
Nothing is that bent....not even the banana he stuck up my arse when he cleaned me out.......
Old 13-01-2010, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RS Grant
Give the guy a break guys, maybe he's been to Jaaaaypan and learnt how to tune Jap Exotica from old man Apexisan himself.....

"Ahhh Paur Hirrs, I see you wan rearn abouw Jap Tuning.... resson wan: we dow lun 4 bar boose in Toyota, Impleza or Mooshibooshi Evo engine"


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Originally Posted by Its Dave
And a bag of bolts
And possibly an allen key
Old 13-01-2010, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Ian M500COS
Nothing is that bent....not even the banana he stuck up my arse when he cleaned me out.......
Was the banana billed as part of your ancilliaries bill or itemised as an extra?
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
Was the banana billed as part of your ancilliaries bill or itemised as an extra?
It was listed as an ancilliary clinker remover. I was billed Ł27.50 and the labour to force it up my sphincter was about Ł10,000.00.
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
Was the banana billed as part of your ancilliaries bill or itemised as an extra?
sniff sniff
that was without doubt an extra
Old 13-01-2010, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by LHD220Turbo
sniff sniff
that was without doubt an extra
Ahh the Essex Tuner "sniff" (the embarrassed nose twitch with intake of air given before a an exaggerated price is given.)
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Originally Posted by Ian M500COS
Ahh the Essex Tuner "sniff" (the embarrassed nose twitch with intake of air given before a an exaggerated price is given.)
i remember you telling me about the sniff before a rather large price was said, still makes me giggle
Old 13-01-2010, 03:47 PM
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Grant i want to hear tuning resson two
Old 13-01-2010, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by LHD220Turbo
i remember you telling me about the sniff before a rather large price was said, still makes me giggle
Lol. it actually does exist. Tommy Field does it too!
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When do we get lesson number two?
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pmsl @ the tuning ressons.
Old 28-01-2010, 08:39 PM
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lets bump this
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Originally Posted by RS Grant
Give the guy a break guys, maybe he's been to Jaaaaypan and learnt how to tune Jap Exotica from old man Apexisan himself.....

"Ahhh Paur Hirrs, I see you wan rearn abouw Jap Tuning.... resson wan: we dow lun 4 bar boose in Toyota, Impleza or Mooshibooshi Evo engine"


Cheers,
Grant


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jehesus,i was trying to get my car up there to get set up,now im grateful that the diff blew and died of death.
Old 28-01-2010, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by kezza6666
jehesus,i was trying to get my car up there to get set up,now im grateful that the diff blew and died of death.
Lucky escape!
Old 29-01-2010, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Will @ M Developments
I've just read that out loud and actually properly LOL'd
Im sat in front of my students, and doing the same. Properly funny!
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Old 29-01-2010, 09:14 AM
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Knew i had it somewhere

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