APMSL Pub fool strikes again :cry:
22-01-2006, 09:44 AM
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APMSL Pub fool strikes again :cry:
Went down for a few jars last night and was listening to a lad talking cars with his mates he was claiming he had scalped an Evo that afternoon. Seeing the little boy come in with what can only be described as The Blazing Squad 
I knew what he had and couldn't help myself so piped up with "Fair play mate you must have a bit of kit"
Lad "Vectra. 1.8"
Me " Must have done some work on that"
Lad " loads man proper mint the Evo looked well vexed"
Me "Fair play mate what you runnin"
Lad "chipped both the ECU's, induction kit and a Rage exhaust imported from Japan it's about 300bhp"
Me "I'll have to keep my eye's open for you then sounds like a monster"
Imported Rage exhaust from Japan, do they even have the Vectra in Japan
Can't wait to see him out and about cos I want to kick his arse with my estate
Got to love story time in the pub
I knew what he had and couldn't help myself so piped up with "Fair play mate you must have a bit of kit"Lad "Vectra. 1.8"
Me " Must have done some work on that"
Lad " loads man proper mint the Evo looked well vexed"
Me "Fair play mate what you runnin"
Lad "chipped both the ECU's, induction kit and a Rage exhaust imported from Japan it's about 300bhp"
Me "I'll have to keep my eye's open for you then sounds like a monster"
Imported Rage exhaust from Japan, do they even have the Vectra in Japan
Can't wait to see him out and about cos I want to kick his arse with my estate
Got to love story time in the pub
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22-01-2006, 10:52 AM
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Love it Steve, at least you walked away without putting him in his place, you can roast him at a later date now! 
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AFPMSL @ 'Story time in the Pub'
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LOL that's nothing. The other night I was in the Sports Bar in Leeds. These chavs end up sat near us and we're talking to them.
This lad starts telling me about this guy he knew, who had a Supra that he'd done 209mph in without even hitting top gear
I just said "Ah right, that must be a beast"
This lad starts telling me about this guy he knew, who had a Supra that he'd done 209mph in without even hitting top gear
I just said "Ah right, that must be a beast"
22-01-2006, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by BlueSmoke
LOL that's nothing. The other night I was in the Sports Bar in Leeds. These chavs end up sat near us and we're talking to them.
This lad starts telling me about this guy he knew, who had a Supra that he'd done 209mph in without even hitting top gear
I just said "Ah right, that must be a beast"
This lad starts telling me about this guy he knew, who had a Supra that he'd done 209mph in without even hitting top gear
I just said "Ah right, that must be a beast"
There all over mate
22-01-2006, 01:17 PM
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lol, i had somethin like this outside a pub. i'd been speakin to a geeza inside with a uno turbo who was convinced it would do sub 11secs 1/4 mile. Sais stuff like 'i got 57hp from my performance cam after i fitted and new cambelt and pulley'....
i had my s2 outside at the time and after proceeding to rip the shit out of him about his car he wanted to see mine and do the same, as soon as i popped the bonnet he pointed to my crossover and laughs to his mate 'hahahaha look how small his turbo is'... conversation over.
these people need their licenses removed
i had my s2 outside at the time and after proceeding to rip the shit out of him about his car he wanted to see mine and do the same, as soon as i popped the bonnet he pointed to my crossover and laughs to his mate 'hahahaha look how small his turbo is'...
conversation over.these people need their licenses removed
22-01-2006, 04:55 PM
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i love the ppl with supra's,skylines saying they can do 200mph. ask them what they have done to the engine and they say nothing,its standard!! i mean get a grip,yes they are fast but why talk utter shit and make yourself look like a complete tosser.
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spoke to a guy earlier today and he told me he bought an RS500 brand new. He then told me his age! 34!
Not many 14 year olds have had RS 500's!
what a cock!
Not many 14 year olds have had RS 500's!
what a cock!
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I remember one guy telling me he'd had his honda civic type R tuned by 'BAR Honda F1' - i didn't have the heart to tell him i worked for them
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Originally Posted by Big Will 85
I remember one guy telling me he'd had his honda civic type R tuned by 'BAR Honda F1' - i didn't have the heart to tell him i worked for them
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Re: APMSL Pub fool strikes again :cry:
Originally Posted by Oranoco
Lad "Vectra. 1.8"
Me " Must have done some work on that"
Lad " loads man proper mint the Evo looked well vexed"
Me "Fair play mate what you runnin"
Lad "chipped both the ECU's, induction kit and a Rage exhaust imported from Japan it's about 300bhp"
Me "I'll have to keep my eye's open for you then sounds like a monster"
Me " Must have done some work on that"
Lad " loads man proper mint the Evo looked well vexed"
Me "Fair play mate what you runnin"
Lad "chipped both the ECU's, induction kit and a Rage exhaust imported from Japan it's about 300bhp"
Me "I'll have to keep my eye's open for you then sounds like a monster"
from oxford english dictionary online!!!!
vexed
• adjective 1 difficult and much debated; problematic. 2 annoyed or worried.
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