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Old 20-01-2006, 04:40 PM
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My Apprentice

As you know i often have to knock my apprentice back into line and today was one of those days in afraid

The little fooker did THE WORST thing he could of done on a building site................So ended up like this, courtesy of the Sparkeys Cable ties

He was strapped up at about 10.45 and was undone about 3ish

Have a guess what he did

Old 20-01-2006, 04:41 PM
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Stole your lunch?
Old 20-01-2006, 04:42 PM
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Pissed in the foreman's tea?
Old 20-01-2006, 04:42 PM
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Didnt make the tea
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Fell asleep?

Made himself a cup of tea without making you one?
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Found a quiet place and fell a sleep
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Originally Posted by Rhys
Didnt make the tea
Fooking close Rhys

I caught the little fucker in the canteen with a brew in HIS hand.........................And was there one waiting for me??????????

WAS THERE FUCK

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Tried to do some work?
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fpmsl you tight sod

Least he got paid for a day of erm lazing about
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PMSL thats the number one rule! Always make the boss a cuppa when your having one Poor lad he will learn lol
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Originally Posted by Rhys
PMSL thats the number one rule! Always make the boss a cuppa when your having one Poor lad he will learn lol
Either that or he wont turn up on monday
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I never got shit like that as an apprentice but i suppose i was 6 foot 6 and 16 stone and would have pumled most the sparks into next week
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Originally Posted by Rhys
Poor lad he will learn lol
Sometimes i think he wont

But fair play to him, he can take it all day and every day

Top lad aswell tbh

He got this for some reason aswell a while ago

It was probably THE funniest thing i have EVER seen when he was peeling the duct-tape off his face

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well tiff i hope you had your lunch and his where he could see you and smell it as well, the little turd i whould have set fire to him aswell
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that deffo deserved a quick drag round the yard
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Originally Posted by Alps Pacino
I never got shit like that as an apprentice but i suppose i was 6 foot 6 and 16 stone and would have pumled most the sparks into next week
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@ Dunc

We put his lunch JUST out of reach from him
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FPMSL! looks comfy!

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i havent had a Apprentice for a few years,,, but this reminds me how much fun it can be
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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
Originally Posted by Rhys
Poor lad he will learn lol
Sometimes i think he wont

But fair play to him, he can take it all day and every day

Top lad aswell tbh

He got this for some reason aswell a while ago

It was probably THE funniest thing i have EVER seen when he was peeling the duct-tape off his face


are you willing to hire him out at the weekends..... i have some gimp work for him......
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Tiffany your a fookin big bully
Old 20-01-2006, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by AJ
Tiffany your a fookin big bully
PMSL

It is all part of the Training
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Originally Posted by jakeyvegas
Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
Originally Posted by Rhys
Poor lad he will learn lol




Ant from ant and dec is your laggy!
Old 20-01-2006, 05:03 PM
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Should of strung him up by his pants, Super wedgy
Old 20-01-2006, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
Originally Posted by AJ
Tiffany your a fookin big bully
PMSL

It is all part of the Training
Too right
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Similar shit used to happen to me when I was junior and very green and keen.

Got kidnapped by the Marine Engineers when I stupidly volunteered to be the casualty for an Exercise. Was tied into the Niel Robertson stretcher (a bit like a straight jacket but full length and rigid so you can be lowered down ladders) and at the end they would not release me and just propped me up against the bar and force fed me Fosters all afternoon!!

Old 20-01-2006, 05:16 PM
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All you "old school" builders are the same. I have worked with one of the most evil, selfish and unrespecting piece of shit builder in the world.......






My Dad!



If you have worked for him, you could work for anyone, honestly, it is like being in a concentration camp. If him, or any of his tried anything like that to me, they would have to knock me out first because I would not go quietly! But then I am about a foot taller than him, the squawny tosser!



And that better not be my DeWalt radio in the background. If that has a sticker from an apple on the back and the words "The Tone" in the battery flap, some heads are going to role.

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Nice one Mark

Our M&E subbie had to sack 3 of his young appentrices the other day cos our site foreman caught them on site, midway through having a wanking contest
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I was allmost on the recieving end of this many years ago all most got Zip tied to the rafters in the work shop, hand 4 of them back me into a corner and i new what they where up2.
I just said first one that grabs me will be telling there Mrs why they have a broken nose!
Neadless to say they looked at each other and left it.

Got me back a few weeks later though when pushed me into the river at bottom of someones garden as i wasn't looking, i couldn't do anything as we where all pissing are selves laughing to much.
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You'll get done for fucking abuse Mark!
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Originally Posted by Dan
You'll get done for fucking abuse Mark!
I dont go THAT far with him
Old 21-01-2006, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by TIFF-C20WTH
Originally Posted by Dan
You'll get done for fucking abuse Mark!
I dont go THAT far with him
Tiff i didn`t realise you had got a kinky side................i know youv`e got a ring through your snout, anymore we should know about.............lol
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Tiff leave the boy alone lol
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