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Old 18-01-2006, 05:37 PM
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Default wot could I send a non-paying ebay person?

as in what would be hideuos crule and evil??




people under estimate the power of the internet to find addresses

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Old 18-01-2006, 05:40 PM
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a big smelly shit just dont let it lead back to yourself
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Go for a curry + have a tremendous shite + wipe arse on paper + post to non payer = Job done
Old 18-01-2006, 05:47 PM
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nothing, find a box, put some dirt in it, wrap it up, drop it in the post office bag with no postage paid on it, just the address.

Then the person you sent it too, will get a note from the PO saying a chagre is payable before you can get your hands on the item.

Curiosity should kick in that he will front the 6,7,8 quid postage charge, then on opening the box find some dirt

replace dirt with shit if you want, but not your own dna evidence
Old 18-01-2006, 05:51 PM
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Thank Fil!

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Old 18-01-2006, 05:51 PM
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not that ive ever done that
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Originally Posted by Fil

replace dirt with shit if you want, but not your own dna evidence
Dont think a steaming hotten carries DNA
Old 18-01-2006, 05:56 PM
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dog shit, far better than human shit
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had a new plan, just send him an empty envlope, marked on the outside, with "Anthrax samples please be carefully my comrade"
Old 18-01-2006, 05:58 PM
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.. nerve gas!
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a bag of cat piss that explodes when the c*nt opens it as that stinks

or, get in a big box, wait for the fukka to lift the lid and jump out and upper cut the muvva
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a used condom entitled - my babies
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http://www.ethicaltools.com/Toys/Games/Whack



Not quite harsh enough I feel......
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empty the contents of one of thos sanatry towl bins in to a box then crap and piss and puke all over it then pop it in the post job done!
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Be a good seller, and just send the item


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has to be said that not everyone who uses the net will recive a pile of shite in the post and the not send you somink back


id prob send you your other halves fingers and a note saying

" ive used theres so you still have the chance to send me another parcel if you still think im a wanker and you think your bolloxs are big enough"


actually id prob do what i done last time i was scammed on ebay and just be a nice bloke and arange to have a meeting with the person


last time we knocked at 430am and got my modem the cunt thought he would get away with scaming me for
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I go for the Dogshit
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Originally Posted by mrviper
empty the contents of one of thos sanatry towl bins in to a box then crap and piss and puke all over it then pop it in the post job done!
thats wronge
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Originally Posted by Nath
.. nerve gas!
straight to the point dont you just love this place for answers

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Find the local take aways and order them a load of grub on home delivery. Space them out at hour intervals or do a different one each evening for as long as you can
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