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A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing.
At the same time the priest heard rumors of cock-fights being held in
town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. During
Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will Confess t o
sporting a handsome cock?"
All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who
among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean
either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said.
"Perhaps I should rephrase the question:
"Has anybody seen my cock?" All the choirboys stood up.
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing.
At the same time the priest heard rumors of cock-fights being held in
town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. During
Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will Confess t o
sporting a handsome cock?"
All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who
among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean
either.
Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to
you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said.
"Perhaps I should rephrase the question:
"Has anybody seen my cock?" All the choirboys stood up.
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15-07-2004, 04:10 PM
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Re: Funny
Originally Posted by stevo
Made me gigle
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
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