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Old 10-12-2005, 07:12 PM
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06.00 Alarm
06.15 Blow Job
06.30 Massive Satisfying Shit, While Reading The Sports Paper
07.00 Breakfast: Rump Steak & Eggs, Coffee & Toast, All Cooked By A Naked Buxom Wench Who Bends Over A Lot, Showing Her Growler.
07.30 Limo Arrives
07.45 Several Beers On The Way To Airport
09.15 Flight In Personal Lear Jet
09.30 Limo To K-Club Golf Club
09.45 Play Front Nine - 2 Under Par
11.45 Lunch: Pie, Chips & Gravy, 3 Lagers & Bottle Of Dom Perignon
12.15 Blow Job
12.30 Play Back Nine - 4 Under Par
14.15 Limo Back To Airport
14.30 Fly To Coast
15.30 Late Afternoon Fishing Excursion With An All Female Crew, All Nude Who Also Bend Over A Lot, Displaying Their Growlers
16.30 Land A World Record Marlin
17.00 Fly Home, Massage & Hand Job By A Beautiful Naked Wench ( Bending Over Naturally ) Shit - Shower & Shave
19.00 Watch News: "Tony The PM" Assassinated, Cannabis Legaslised
19.30 Dinner: Lobster Appertisers, Dom Perignon (1953) Big Juicy Fillet Steak, Followed By Ice Cream Served On A Big Pair Of Tits.
21.00 Napoleon Brandy & Habanos Cigar In Front Of Wall Sized TV As You Watch Match Of The Day, Wolves Beat West Brom 10 - 0
21.30 Sex With Three Woman ( All With Lesbian Tendencies .... Some Bending Over )
23.00 Message & Jacuzzi With Tasty Pizza Snacks & A Cleansing Ale
23.30 A Night Cap & Blow Job
23.45 In Bed Alone
23.50 A 22 Second Fart Which Changes Note 4 Times And Forces The Dog To Leave The Room
23.51 Laugh Yourself To Sleep
Old 10-12-2005, 07:27 PM
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Old 10-12-2005, 07:56 PM
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I`m up for that mate......
Old 10-12-2005, 08:00 PM
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:07 PM
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been there done that.... early morning were a killer








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what a quality day!
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thats excellent
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ha ha thats well funny especially the bit at 23.50!
Old 10-12-2005, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by petermintrst
ha ha thats well funny especially the bit at 23.50!
well my dog farts at that time and i leave the room ...lol

pete top day mate after a day like that i would die a happy man
Old 12-12-2005, 06:26 PM
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if only
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Its only 6 numbers away
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wicked sounds like a usual weekend at mine apart from the early morning ( I WISH)
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Wolves Beat West Brom 10 - 0


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lol
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sounds like a top day
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