A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS!!
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A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS!!
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard!
You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and
then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started
the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard!
You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and
then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started
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