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Old 01-12-2005, 02:53 PM
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.....a PSP is NOT too expensive for a christmas present???
Old 01-12-2005, 02:54 PM
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show her the price on an xbox 360*



*once you have found out what one is
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p.s i am not following you around
Old 01-12-2005, 02:57 PM
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Gte her to buy one for your birthday...........Thats what i did

If not just give her a slap
Old 01-12-2005, 03:04 PM
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I never tried that one when my fella asked for one, I just said yes
Old 01-12-2005, 03:04 PM
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punch her in the mouth..


usually works as a persuader
Old 01-12-2005, 03:07 PM
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Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

Old 01-12-2005, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought that..............


I find never telling them helps!!
Old 01-12-2005, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought that..............


I find never telling them helps!!
"how the fuck should i know how it got there........but lets do something about it now its there!!!"
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Or oops i slipped!!
Old 01-12-2005, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought that tooo

Just ram it in nice and dry But hold on real tight

Nige
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Originally Posted by BigNige
Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought that tooo

Just ram it in nice and dry But hold on real tight

Nige
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Originally Posted by BigNige
Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought that tooo

Just ram it in nice and dry But hold on real tight

Nige
Shes bound to buck like a rodeo bull!!
Old 01-12-2005, 03:18 PM
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Nige giving out sex advice?

He's the one who told my missus to tie her hair in pigtails, so I could hold on and steer her round the room
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ram it in dry?


no fucking thank you clinton!

im not having my banjo string go again!
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
ram it in dry?


no fucking thank you clinton!

im not having my banjo string go again!
Oh my sides have gone
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
again!
Old 01-12-2005, 03:21 PM
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LOL at banjo string


They LOVE it

Nige

PS. Trying to ensure minimum levels of grammar to avoid piss taking
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trust me.. its no laughing matter!


TWAANNNNG!!!
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Oh it fooking is!!!!!
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
trust me.. its no laughing matter!


TWAANNNNG!!!
never a problem when you have such a big kn*b i find!!! they just say "no fu**ing way!! "
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Originally Posted by keithG666
Originally Posted by DaveEscos
trust me.. its no laughing matter!


TWAANNNNG!!!
never a problem when you have such a big kn*b i find!!! they just say "no fu**ing way!! "


especially when it hangs just over your eyelids!




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Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought it was going to say
how can i persuade the girlfriend......that i'm not gay

btw what is a psp
Old 01-12-2005, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SPADGE
Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought it was going to say
how can i persuade the girlfriend......that i'm not gay

btw what is a psp
mate you gotta be joking about not knowing what a psp is ?
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http://www.mydv.co.uk/xcart/product....5&cat=0&page=1
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Originally Posted by keithG666
Originally Posted by DaveEscos
trust me.. its no laughing matter!


TWAANNNNG!!!
never a problem when you have such a big kn*b i find!!! they just say "no fu**ing way!! "


especially when it hangs just over your eyelids!




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by her some Mullberry.. or something expensive from Links of London that'll work
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Originally Posted by SPADGE
Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought it was going to say
how can i persuade the girlfriend......that i'm not gay

btw what is a psp
i think she is rather......PERSUADED!!!!
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Originally Posted by cossiecrew
Originally Posted by SPADGE
Originally Posted by sam wyatt
Before reading the topic i was expecting something along the lines of

how can i pursuade the girlfriend..... to take it up the shitter lol

I thought it was going to say
how can i persuade the girlfriend......that i'm not gay

btw what is a psp
mate you gotta be joking about not knowing what a psp is ?
Nope didn't know but now i do thanks
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no worries lol
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tell her if she dont get u one giving her one in the ass is the only other thing on your list
Old 01-12-2005, 03:45 PM
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Don't ask her - tell her that's what she's got to buy

cue abuse from the girls
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Originally Posted by Damo V
by her some Mullberry.. or something expensive from Links of London that'll work
Buy it yourself if thats the case...............Much cheaper then.

Still give her a slap though!
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hence the tears Jase
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Doh missed that at me!
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