Toilet attacking terrorists @ work
22-11-2005, 11:29 AM
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Toilet attacking terrorists @ work
Well people this really is begining to make me think twice if the people im working with are actually sane in any way !!
A few weeks ago i was walking to the work shit house for the morning download....
I got inside to find one of the cubicals had been a victim of what i can only describe as a boxershort bomb
The whole toilet was covered in a very light brown shit and it looked like the person had bent over and let his entire gut network empty out under some serious pressure ( trust me ive never in my life seen anything like it pebble dashed isnt the word).
So i leave thinking '' dirty cooonts'' and it takes over a week for the cleaners to pluck up the guts to clean it off !!
Now today the very same has happened again, and again with the very same light brown poo
Same cubical aswell
This person must be a foookin proper dirty coooont if you ask me as shit like this never even happend at school and is not very fair on other people aswell as the poor cleaner
Now is this just my work place or do other people suffer from very dirty, smelly and unclean toilets.
If RR wernt so dodgy about people taking photo's at work id have some shots for you by now but i could end up getting the sack !!
So please no pics or STFU coments
A few weeks ago i was walking to the work shit house for the morning download....
I got inside to find one of the cubicals had been a victim of what i can only describe as a boxershort bomb
The whole toilet was covered in a very light brown shit and it looked like the person had bent over and let his entire gut network empty out under some serious pressure ( trust me ive never in my life seen anything like it pebble dashed isnt the word).
So i leave thinking '' dirty cooonts'' and it takes over a week for the cleaners to pluck up the guts to clean it off !!
Now today the very same has happened again, and again with the very same light brown poo
Same cubical aswell
This person must be a foookin proper dirty coooont if you ask me as shit like this never even happend at school and is not very fair on other people aswell as the poor cleaner
Now is this just my work place or do other people suffer from very dirty, smelly and unclean toilets.
If RR wernt so dodgy about people taking photo's at work id have some shots for you by now but i could end up getting the sack !!
So please no pics or STFU coments
22-11-2005, 11:33 AM
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proper bad people out there, i went to a toilet the other day, it was up the walls man. I mean how do you do that.
Guy must have one bad stomach.
I used have a bloke who worked for me weighed in at 24st, used to eat fry ups every night and then explode in the toliet at 7am in the morning when he came on shift
Dirty bastard
Guy must have one bad stomach.
I used have a bloke who worked for me weighed in at 24st, used to eat fry ups every night and then explode in the toliet at 7am in the morning when he came on shift
Dirty bastard
22-11-2005, 11:42 AM
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You're not alone mate - someone here regularly leaves what only can be decribed as a sh!t the size of a tree trunk poking it's head out of the water - it's proper rough and we've started to resort to checking out who is in the office on the days it's been found to try and narrow down the culprit cos no-one owns up to it! seriously it looks like it would cause extreme pain to unleash this thing i dunno how they can walk afterwards!
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22-11-2005, 12:02 PM
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my sideswhen i was workshop manager years ago i
did catch one of the lads out once for a similar crime,
made him get his hand down there & clean it up
didnt happen again
23-11-2005, 08:44 AM
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my sideswhen i was workshop manager years ago i
did catch one of the lads out once for a similar crime,
made him get his hand down there & clean it up
didnt happen again
23-11-2005, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Beach
Trouble is all the cleaners are imigrants and dont do fooook all
non of em can string 3 words of english together, come to think of it we get random shite house pebble dashings aswell maybe its a relative of your random shit graffiti artist Had to laugh the other day though, went to the urinals and the cleaners had put laminated signs up at eye level saying " pleas do not put chewing gum in the urinals as this is causing blockages" someone had scribbled part of it out and it then read "please do not put chewing gum in the urinals as this is making it taste funny"
23-11-2005, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Beach
Trouble is all the cleaners are imigrants and dont do fooook all
non of em can string 3 words of english together, come to think of it we get random shite house pebble dashings aswell maybe its a relative of your random shit graffiti artist Had to laugh the other day though, went to the urinals and the cleaners had put laminated signs up at eye level saying " pleas do not put chewing gum in the urinals as this is causing blockages" someone had scribbled part of it out and it then read "please do not put chewing gum in the urinals as this is making it taste funny"
I bet its them dirty foookin cleaners that do it then blame the workers.
No wonder they dont clean it up
23-11-2005, 07:11 PM
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Well first GLAD there no pics 
Second ave u got a few Indian / Pakistani / Mouslims working at your place ? (not 100% sure which race / religion are the ones that do it as not that up on there exact practices but know the above practice the below)
They the normal culprits at my place
When they aint washing there feet in the hand basins or (thankfully) in the cubicles washing there bollocks with lashings of water everywhere (before prayer) they are STANDING on the seats (as sitting is unclean) SPRAYING the contents of there arse anywhere and everywhere
Or that is what goes on in my place anyway
Sorry not very jovial but dont find it too funny
Second ave u got a few Indian / Pakistani / Mouslims working at your place ? (not 100% sure which race / religion are the ones that do it as not that up on there exact practices but know the above practice the below)
They the normal culprits at my place
When they aint washing there feet in the hand basins or (thankfully) in the cubicles washing there bollocks with lashings of water everywhere (before prayer) they are STANDING on the seats (as sitting is unclean) SPRAYING the contents of there arse anywhere and everywhere
Or that is what goes on in my place anyway
Sorry not very jovial but dont find it too funny
23-11-2005, 08:43 PM
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