Oranoco

Dunno about anybody else but I wouldn't touch their cars with a very long bargepole but the blonde bird is worth rubbing one out over

Anonymous

Indeed, wouldnt go near them for finance, but /i would like to piss in her eyes for sexual kicks.

Franco

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Chip your SOOOO a wrongun!!!

Oranoco

Dan

WTF!

Pics or STFU!

I aint seen no blonde bird involved with Yess Car Credit, wasn't they on Watchdog!

Mr S1

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Blond bird definately worth bangin' but fuck buying a car from them............

Anonymous

As soon as ive done it mate, i will post pics of her sat there dripping wet

Charlie Chalk

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fpmsl @ chip

Franco

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Forewarn us first!!

Anonymous

I think it may be a while, its not like ive met her recently.

Stealth Bomber

She's kinda okay, not sure if she deserves a whole thread...

Franco

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USL got 5 fookin pages!!!!

And she's hanging!! Think you have to look past the green dunga's though!!

Dan

She's a fookin wrong'un alright!

jonnyturbo

well she cant say no can she???

can i shag your face? 'Yes you can!'

Anonymous

Under english law "silence betokens consent"

So if a bird doesnt say (or doesnt get a chance to say cause you dont ask her) "no" before you start skullfucking her, its perfectly legal

Franco

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jonnyturbo

so she has been there before then? just says 'yes' to avoid the hassle of being gagged without the chance of a deep breath first

FordFans

Does that still apply if you wanted to piss in her eyes for sexual kicks though Chip?

Anonymous

I hope so, thats the basis ive always worked on anyway

FordFans

Good lad

She's probably a dirty ho anyway, and gets her own sexual kicks from blokes pissing in her eyes and would never say "No" to it anyway

jonnyturbo

im sure she is breeching contract if she says 'NO'
top classy bird, so go, pee away in confidence that she obliged in a professional manner

Stealth Bomber

Vote Chip for PM!

FordFans

Dread to think what strange laws he'd come up with

Paddy

@ chip

Lets hope no-one ever has to buy a car from Yes cos I know some of the buyers and they don't half take on some shit

FordFans

I watched the Watchdog programme about them, the cars that come in have a Ł250 budget for repairs, so say if a motor needs 4 new tyres and is due a cambelt, guess which one is left out, plus you pay them a visit with an interest in one of their cars, and they hound you to death to buy it, then if you do buy it theres the extortionate finance, which the answer is always yes as they never even run an application through with a finance company, then if you miss a payment, they recover the car and sell it on again, leaving you to still pay for the car that someone else now owns.

Dan

Oh my fuckin sides!

Paddy

In all fairness the sort of scrotum that accepts Yes' sub prime finance deals has been turned down everywhere else and they know this is their last chance to buy a car on HP. No-one else in their right mind will give them finance because they probably have CCJ's up to their eye balls.

My advice, if you can't afford to pay for it there and then and you're not happy with the rate being offered, don't buy it.

And besides, Yes cars are invariably shit, indifferent cars. The ones with the slightly higher mileage in a not so nice colour without the extras on etc....