Ferrari sack pit crew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09-07-2004, 11:29 PM
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Ferrari sack pit crew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ Liverpudlian
chaps. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high
tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari
management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have
an advantage. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able
to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had
re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8
cases of Stella, a bag of skunk weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in
the shower.
Pete...
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ Liverpudlian
chaps. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high
tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari
management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have
an advantage. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able
to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had
re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8
cases of Stella, a bag of skunk weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in
the shower.
Pete...
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