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Old 03-10-2005, 08:47 PM
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Default Funniest sticker you have seen on a car?

Mine was on a Lotus Cortina with

"The only thing thats green about this car is the stripe"

love it
Old 03-10-2005, 08:53 PM
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I once saw this car beside the M11 with a White and Red sticker on it which said 'Police Aware', not sure what that was all about.
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On a mates Uno (worth about Ł20 I'd say)



Old 03-10-2005, 08:54 PM
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You used to get " I LOVE LEAD-FREE " stickers from BP petrol stations.

Cut off the " -FREE"
Old 03-10-2005, 08:57 PM
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My forsale sign on my saph reads

For sale
No timewasters,
tits, Bellends
and general
undesirables
Please

Which i though quite funny
Old 03-10-2005, 09:01 PM
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Hows my driving ? dial 999 you road captain !

thats my favourite one from years ago
Old 03-10-2005, 09:11 PM
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"Hows my driving? Dial- 999" are gooduns.

As is your mates with the "If you can read this, please turn me over" upside down on the back.

Then again the old mega power BBR saph was funny as fuck just cause it had HEY PUSSY!!! and THE DOGS BOLLOCKS wrote all over it in foot high dayglow letters

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Old 03-10-2005, 09:12 PM
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Or.....

Hows my driving ? Dial 1-800 Eat Shit

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funniest thing ive seen stuck on a car is "SUBARU"
Old 03-10-2005, 09:13 PM
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Gotta be BazzaWades upside down sticker on his bumper at the ring that said 'if you can read this please turn me over'
Old 03-10-2005, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by GAZ W
funniest thing ive seen stuck on a car is "SUBARU"
was it the one that did 210mph with no nitrous at Elvington earlier today?
Old 03-10-2005, 09:15 PM
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What do you mean junk........? I paid Ł50 for this !!


Old 03-10-2005, 09:15 PM
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funniest sticker i have seen on a car????????

FORD!!!
Old 03-10-2005, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by keithG666
funniest sticker i have seen on a car????????

FORD!!!
In a itsmeagain voice
"ooooh was it the one that did 206mph a few months ago"
Old 03-10-2005, 09:19 PM
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or however fast rods car is now days
Old 03-10-2005, 09:45 PM
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Lol iv seen a few "masterbation is not a crime" on a land rover

I was going to get "chav hunter" made but realised i would lose my wheels

My mate saw "my other cars a porsche" In a fiesta window when he went past the same drive later there was a 911

And in reply to the PTO on guy had it painted on the bottom of his stockar made everyone chear when he flipped it
Old 03-10-2005, 10:04 PM
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probably when warleydaddy was going round donnington with

"warleydaddy" on the side of his xr2i in black tape
Old 03-10-2005, 10:38 PM
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i had a mk3 escort cabriolet a few years ago and a boy i knew used to boast all the time about his pug 205gti. so i got a sticker made up for the back window of my car sayin......'Pug 205? Nah, I'd rather walk!'
you should have seen the pug drivers face
Old 03-10-2005, 10:46 PM
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seen the back of some dirty lorries, where people have drawn a warning box each side with 'airbag test zone'

made me laugh

oh and 'i ain't no scooby snack' on the back of my mates cossie
Old 03-10-2005, 10:50 PM
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Possibly when I did National Day on track in my saff, with no side skirts, and a big ass Taxi sticker on both front doors
Old 03-10-2005, 10:55 PM
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ON A LOTUS CARTON

on the number plate @ the bottom


CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT

NO SHIT SHERLOCK
Old 03-10-2005, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bud-weis
seen the back of some dirty lorries, where people have drawn a warning box each side with 'airbag test zone'
ON ARTIC UNITS WRITTEN IN DIRT ON THE BACK DOORS

TO THE RIGHT ARROW "PASSING SIDE"

TO THE LEFT ARROW "SUICIDE"

had it on the back of mine motorway copper just cruised past once
and just shook his HEAD
Old 03-10-2005, 11:12 PM
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funniest thing ive ever seen was not a sticker but a forsale sign in a local lads car window he was driving around it was a breif description about the car followed by 4 months tax no mot it wasnt a joke he realy is a thick fucker
Old 03-10-2005, 11:35 PM
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Mine...

Old 03-10-2005, 11:37 PM
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@ shitbreak
Old 03-10-2005, 11:42 PM
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once saw this on the back of a really dirty van
"driven by stevie wonder, washed by ray charles"

but best one was also on a dirty van
"if my wife was this dirty id be at home right now!"

pmsl!
Old 04-10-2005, 12:03 AM
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ON my mates 180 brake standard looking XR2 turbo - 'Its only got a K&N'. quite humorous i thought.
Old 04-10-2005, 12:30 AM
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heres one off the website i help run, i think its pritty funny


http://www.tickfordportal.co.uk/capr...ploads/mm1.jpg
Old 04-10-2005, 12:36 AM
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Worst one i have seen is on the back of a standard 1.2 nova which was written in big letters on the backwindow - "You have just been novataken"

And the best was "If you can read this, then back the F@*% off!"
Old 04-10-2005, 12:38 AM
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lol at nova taken, but how rude at f off
Old 04-10-2005, 12:49 AM
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Seen on a car at a show quite a few years ago:

Taxed, tested and insured......go chase real criminals!
Old 04-10-2005, 12:59 AM
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I used to like

'Jesus Saves...... and Keegan nets on the rebound'


But that was from a long time ago.....
Old 04-10-2005, 02:03 AM
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last week I saw this one:




Im not a big fan of religions so I liked it
Old 04-10-2005, 03:56 AM
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pondering now whats with that fish icon like above is it a god squad thing

seen a few on cars just the fish emblem
Old 04-10-2005, 04:22 AM
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the NOS sticker on the back of keithG666's shitty nova

infact its sooo shit he left the keys in the door and it as still there monday morning
Old 04-10-2005, 07:07 AM
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the best one ive seen was on the back of a citroe!! and read "its a good job jesus loves you cos everyone else thinks your a coont"

made me laugh!!!!
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we made a sticker up for my mates saffy, and stuck it on the back while he was at work, reading " MY OTHER CAR IS SHIT TOO!"

In the village where I live there is a jumped up little scrote whos got a porche kay-enne pepper or whatever they are, and he is always acting the biggun, so me and a few mates are getting a sticker for the rear made saying "I've got too much money, bad taste in cars and a small willy" -should put cat amongst pigeons
Old 04-10-2005, 09:16 AM
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"Dont Laugh At my Car, Your Daughters on the Backseat"
Old 04-10-2005, 09:22 AM
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My fiesta's got a sticker on the numberplate saying "My Other Ride's Your Girlfriend"

Bloke i used to go to school with had CASANOVA in big red letters along the bottom of the door on his white 1.2 Nova
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I think the funniest i have seen was

" SUCK MY DUMPVALVE " on the back window on a 200 SX !!

I also saw the Max Power special the other day " BACK OFF UNLESS YOU HAVE TITS "

Al.....


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