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Old 04-10-2005, 05:08 PM
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I have seen one on a Porsche, on the front windowscreen, MOVE OVER
Old 04-10-2005, 05:46 PM
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Bloke i used to go to school with had CASANOVA in big red letters along the bottom of the door on his white 1.2 Nova
That was a genuine Vauxhall special edition!
Old 04-10-2005, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mechanic_Wedgie
I have seen one on a Porsche, on the front windowscreen, MOVE OVER
Like this one on my car - mirror imaged in the same way Ambulance is on the front of those white vans with flashy lights.



Funniest for me (that I can remember ATM) is on a VW Camper van -

'IF THIS VAN IS A ROCKING, DON'T COME KNOCKING'
Old 04-10-2005, 06:09 PM
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I had one on the back of one of my cars that said " I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar "

Now thats funny.
Old 04-10-2005, 06:38 PM
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HOWS MY DRIVING??? only my mum worries!!
or
i wouldn't fuck you for pratice
or i had this on my back numberplate till i was kindly asked by one of 'er majestys to remove it"eatmyfuckyoufuckinfuck"
Old 04-10-2005, 06:46 PM
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I have seen a few that have made me laugh

My other toy has tits

Gone so fast iv seen the future.

Drive it like you stole it

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough

Move over i want to play

dont try it you will lose

and

so sorry u lose

bye bye GTI
Old 04-10-2005, 06:48 PM
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"if driven well please report stolen"

Old 04-10-2005, 08:03 PM
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Mine has.....

"Caution... may contain NUTS"
Old 04-10-2005, 08:07 PM
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My other cars a scooby but today im in a hurry


On back of a 1.0 pop fez m8 had years ago
Old 05-10-2005, 02:25 AM
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A few from the states...

"Hit me I need the money"

"My other car is a broom"

"Keep honking I'm reloading"

"If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk"

"As a matter of fact I do own the fucking road"

"Caution 0 to Bitch in 2.5 Seconds"

"Gas, Grass or Ass, no one rides for free"

'I'm only driving like this to piss you off"
Old 05-10-2005, 03:07 AM
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The BEST i've seen so far is on the back of some lorrys ;

PLEASE PASS QUITELY ISILOM (sp) SEEKERS SLEEPPING

Or on my lorry there should be a sticker saying ;

IF DRIVEN SLOWLY THIS LORRY OS STOLEN some thing to do with my my driven i belive had 2warning about doing over 56mph Ohh i hate taco's
Old 05-10-2005, 06:45 AM
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On a bike's licenseplate:

"Tuck in behind me, I'll show you where to crash"

"Ride it like you stole it"
Old 05-10-2005, 12:12 PM
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"support the police, beat yourself up"
Old 05-10-2005, 12:20 PM
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i saw a ROVER METRO that said SCOOBY EATER under the 1.3 bagde, that made me laugh. or a 50cc scooter witch had the Max power favourite of GB (goodbye motherfucker) on the back. pissed myself over that one.
Old 05-10-2005, 01:56 PM
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"Keep honking I'm reloading"


FUCKING HAHAHAH!!!!!

that should make people think twice.. especially in that gun culture country

RW
Old 05-10-2005, 02:06 PM
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BACK OFF!!

IF I WANT YOU UP MY ARSE I WILL KISS YOU FIRST
Old 05-10-2005, 02:11 PM
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A favourite of mine is

" You can watch my T.V , You can drink my beer ... Hell you can even fuck my missus !!!

BUT IF YOU TOUCH MY BIKE ............... ILL FUCKING MURDER YOU ! "


And another

" Wanna feel PAIN beyond your wildest dreams ? Then ask to ride my bike "
Old 05-10-2005, 02:52 PM
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A bloke down my street used to have 'Im fat, but you're ugly and at least I can diet'

Perhaps I should have that on mine
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