could be cool to go out there,, but a little too hot for me

 

M8, got back from travelling Oz a few months ago and you can now get a 2 year temporary working Visa [no more than 3 months in one job, but thats easily got round].

I'd try that if I were you cos then when you're out there you can get a sponsor [theres companies all over the place that'll sort it out for you] then you'll get residency.

I know you're supposed to be skilled, but I could have got residency and my only skill is being able to tell which porn star it is by looking at a photo of their lady bits.

 

thats not a rumour rudey,thats true
but as you have said its in the outback places that no one wants to go,even the ozzies

 

paddy you aint looked into it then dude,dont listen to what mates say.go to the correct peeps to get your info.its fooking hard to get in mate
there are loads of different types of visa's.most of them involve money if you aint skilled

 

 

I have looked into it m8, was looking at trying to get residency when I was over as I got loads of family on the East coast. The example I gave before was if you are actually out there already.

There's 3 main ways to do it mate:

1. Get sponsored over there then apply for residency whilst you're there, the company has to prove that it is un-economic for them to get anyone else to do the job [they have to advertise it to Australian nationals etc.]

2. You can apply for rwsidency from the UK by satisfying a points system which covers things like what proffession you are [teachers a good one as I met a guy in Perth that got in on being a primary school teacher], whether you're young, single, educated etc.

3. Invest a certain ammount of money into a business, last time I knew, you could get residency on having a business with a turnover of about Ł70k, but you have to employ at least 2 nationals, you also have to have some assets but not sure how much.

 

well you have made more sense now putting it that way

yes im doing mine at the mo,and my bro is already out there

 

Nice m8, where abouts is he and where do you fancy going?

 

I'm emigrating down under in September.

just do what I did - find an aussie bird on the net! job done, visa sorted!!

we'll have to have a passionford meet in Aus because at this rate there'll be more of us over there than here!!

 

in manly,sydney. well harbord
im going the same place

 

Cool, stayed in a hostel in manly for a bit. It's a nice beach, they got that whole filter system to put all the rainwater back in the sea... I had a proper English moment on the p!ss in Manly, you know you got that pedstrian bit by the food court? Went for beers at the snooker hall up by the ferry bit, then got a kebab and sat down by one of the sculpture things and threw my guts up over the back of this disgusted Kiwi bird. Wouldn't of minded but I had the p!ss horn on and thought I was game on with her.

Moved out and stayed at Indys in Bondi the day after....

 

pmsl,i love manly of a night dude,thats why im going there
some good clubs there.one i did like was a little place called the boat shed.it has a live band and all that
went in the whalf a few times,but not really my thing in there any more.used to be a right shit hole the first time i went there

 

The boat shed was cool! Tiny little place that you go downstairs to? Got a pool table there too... thats all they bloody do over there!

I must admit, I hit Manly off peak so it wasn't too lively. Bondi was brilliant though. Oh fook I wanna go back now.... you lucky get....

 

aye thats the place

 

Manly is pretty cool... if you're a tourist!

I've just came back from a trip in country Victoria/New South Wales and I would love to move out there if I had a good job offer. I went to a couple of pubs/nightclubs in Euchea, Victoria (about 220km away from Melbourne) and I SWEAR the ratio is 2-3 women to men!!! Some good lookers as well!!

If you come to Sydney I'd be more than happy to show you round.

 

Yeah, they really DO drive utes in the country haha! Some are pretty cool though, but not for me!

You'd be surprised how many of the country gals actually know about cars... more impressed about a ute than a Cossie and the fact that the're so much more open than city women.. but that's another story!!!

You'd also be surprised how civilised some of the country towns are such as Echuca. They have major shops, McDonalds, hotel and most of all pubs!!

 

aye,but then you aint told then about the twohead people in some of the towns vic

 

isnt there spiders there that can kill you right away if they bite ?




fook that.

 

no ones died from a spider bite in about 65 years over there cat

but the funnel web can kill you yes ,but then usually in places like under house's and so on,very unlikey to see one.and if you do run,cos they come after you
red backs you have to watch with the kids,cos it can make them quite ill

 

what is it like for jobs and pay and stuff?

and any more info on what the points scoring system is?

 

all you need to know is here,THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE TO LOOK DUDE
the govenment site
takes for ever to read,well to read it right and know the ins and outs

http://www.immi.gov.au/

 

its doen't matter about family out there rudey,it just means you get a few ever points and go in on a different type visa
the points sytem has jump 5 points from 115 to 120 as from april just gone
that meant i was 5 points short ( old fooker )
but going in on a sponsered/assured trade visa i know have 130 points,so in theory can still go out there till i was 45

as paddy said,and me.there is all different types of visa's.but like the one where he said you have to put money into the country ( think its about 250k ozzie dollors)plus you have to have a buisness out there which is earning 70k a year and buy property out there as where
even with that type of visa it is NOT a resident visa until about a year later when you have proved what they want you to do

 

You can also extend a working/holiday visa by flying to New Zealand, Papua New Guinea etc. and coming back into the country. Works every time

Yep Manly is very cool - I go there every year

You guys should also try the 'Posh Bar' at the Rocks by the ferry wharf - excellent place and stacked full of totty

 

aint that just called the wharf ?
its the big place,used to be an old shit hole,just about good enough to have a beer while you was waiting for the ferry

cool now,but not my cup of tea no more

 

No, it's by Circular Quay not Manly Wharf. Great big place opposite the Opera House. Very trendy and super crumpet

 

theres so many places i have been to i couldnt tell you what they was called
personally not a big fan of sydney itself,much the same as i dont like london

 

ah, cheers for clearing that up, except no has died, and those ones are found under houses?, mmmm

thatll explain what i heard or read somewhere, that a woman was taking a shite and a spider but her on the arse, next thing she new, she was in hospital after having both legs amputated

havent a clue if it was australia though, may have been africa or somewhere.

one thing for sure if i visit anywhere like that im taking a dump swinging from the lampshade and just hope i aim it into the pan

 

Not too sure about that story

 

It's like anywhere I guess, you either like it or you don't. Personally I can't stand London either! Worked there too long and it's full of idiots

 

defo got told or read about it somewhere down the line, actually i think it may have been in america somewhere ?

 

huntmans dont rudey they play dead.its the fooking funnel webs that come after ya

if you can put up with huntsman's your best to leave them be.manly find them in the bathroom and other damp places as the eat the bugs

 

Good choice Pops Manly is lush

 

aye someone else was sayin, they were in aus, and they went through a bit of road where the trees were close together so joined like a bridge of trees
well you know what i mean, anyway it was cool in that bit there so they pulled in, he got out for a stroll and above them was a fookin huge spider in a load of web hanging from the trees? he was talking BIG, what would that be??

ive got family in adelaide, i really should go over.