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Hi all, been looking at some old photos tonight, god I miss it, I've been out 5 years now and it's cool to reminisce, I did 6 years,
Basic Training at Pirbright, then Larkhill
2 years at 29 Commando in Plymouth
2 years at AMF(L)Larkhill again
1 year at Colchester 19 Regt Royal Artilery(not MCTC!)
Bosnia, Norway, Spain, France, Cyprus, Iraq, Turkey, The most awesome time of my life! It prepared me for life, I've got everyjob I've ever applied for since 'cause of the attitude it gave me.
Anyone remember things like
1. Knoccking on ya mates room door to see if he's coming to "Scran" tonight or gonna get a beer at the NAAFI later
2. Dirty women walking around the block in the early hours trying to find which room they came out of when they went for a piss!
3. Laying in the woods on stag with ya oppo trying hard to stay awake, thinking that you must be the coldest person ever, in the history of cold!
4. All the lads getting back into camp on a late sunday evening after a weekends leave, then trying to find an ironing board for parade tomorrow.
5. Saying bye to the other half when ya go on tour, and then getting off the plane when ya land and she's waiting for ya!
6. Pulling ya lightwieghts down with ya trouser twists everytime you get out of a truck.
7. Shagging the local dirty girls, knowing ya mate had a go last week!
8. Going out on the piss at midnight cos your wages go in at 0000 hours.
anymore?
Basic Training at Pirbright, then Larkhill
2 years at 29 Commando in Plymouth
2 years at AMF(L)Larkhill again
1 year at Colchester 19 Regt Royal Artilery(not MCTC!)
Bosnia, Norway, Spain, France, Cyprus, Iraq, Turkey, The most awesome time of my life! It prepared me for life, I've got everyjob I've ever applied for since 'cause of the attitude it gave me.
Anyone remember things like
1. Knoccking on ya mates room door to see if he's coming to "Scran" tonight or gonna get a beer at the NAAFI later
2. Dirty women walking around the block in the early hours trying to find which room they came out of when they went for a piss!
3. Laying in the woods on stag with ya oppo trying hard to stay awake, thinking that you must be the coldest person ever, in the history of cold!
4. All the lads getting back into camp on a late sunday evening after a weekends leave, then trying to find an ironing board for parade tomorrow.
5. Saying bye to the other half when ya go on tour, and then getting off the plane when ya land and she's waiting for ya!
6. Pulling ya lightwieghts down with ya trouser twists everytime you get out of a truck.
7. Shagging the local dirty girls, knowing ya mate had a go last week!
8. Going out on the piss at midnight cos your wages go in at 0000 hours.
anymore?
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Originally Posted by Cliff S1
8 years and I'm loving it still
Got my Full Corporal too
Oh and I'm currently sat on a computer on a beautiful island in the carribean being paid 93 pounds for the pleasure too
Got my Full Corporal too
Oh and I'm currently sat on a computer on a beautiful island in the carribean being paid 93 pounds for the pleasure too
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going for scoff or scran when ya starving
when ur the coldest person on stag so true
ppl fighting over ironing boards first day bk after leave also true
armys a wicked life im loving it prepares u 4 anything
when ur the coldest person on stag so true
ppl fighting over ironing boards first day bk after leave also true
armys a wicked life im loving it prepares u 4 anything
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did 4 years REME regs... 3 years RCT/RLC V out nine years and it shows...
going to the NAAFI hoping not to get so drunk that you end up winning the shag a pig / grandma competition.....
hoping you get something you like this time in the rat pack...
how did the sand get there...........
no, i'm not letting you have my boiles......
N.I. Saudi/kuwait twice....., germany ... not to many i'm afraid...
going to the NAAFI hoping not to get so drunk that you end up winning the shag a pig / grandma competition.....
hoping you get something you like this time in the rat pack...
how did the sand get there...........
no, i'm not letting you have my boiles......
N.I. Saudi/kuwait twice....., germany ... not to many i'm afraid...
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Familiar boys?
I love the NAAFI!! Just spent 10days in Hohne (Germany) with my fella... I love army life and I'm not a squaddie NAAFI girls are quality I love em to pieces ... and everything is so cheap!!
Goin back over on thursday might just hide out and stay there
5. Saying bye to the other half when ya go on tour, and then getting off the plane when ya land and she's waiting for ya!
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1. Knoccking on ya mates room door to see if he's coming to "Scran" tonight or gonna get a beer at the NAAFI later
Done that a few times
2. Dirty women walking around the block in the early hours trying to find which room they came out of when they went for a piss!
Seen my mate fucking a bird in the showers of our block when going through training
3. Laying in the woods on stag with ya oppo trying hard to stay awake, thinking that you must be the coldest person ever, in the history of cold!
Been cold enough times when doing an exercise
4. All the lads getting back into camp on a late sunday evening after a weekends leave, then trying to find an ironing board for parade tomorrow.
Not done that, us RAF boys can get away with that
5. Saying bye to the other half when ya go on tour, and then getting off the plane when ya land and she's waiting for ya!
Not done that either, im single
6. Pulling ya lightweights down with ya trouser twists everytime you get out of a truck.
Must be a gay Army thing
7. Shagging the local dirty girls, knowing ya mate had a go last week!
Im innocent, honest
8. Going out on the piss at midnight cos your wages go in at 0000 hours.
Loaning money of the rich boy till midnight
anymore?
not that i can think off , but i will try LOL
Done that a few times
2. Dirty women walking around the block in the early hours trying to find which room they came out of when they went for a piss!
Seen my mate fucking a bird in the showers of our block when going through training
3. Laying in the woods on stag with ya oppo trying hard to stay awake, thinking that you must be the coldest person ever, in the history of cold!
Been cold enough times when doing an exercise
4. All the lads getting back into camp on a late sunday evening after a weekends leave, then trying to find an ironing board for parade tomorrow.
Not done that, us RAF boys can get away with that
5. Saying bye to the other half when ya go on tour, and then getting off the plane when ya land and she's waiting for ya!
Not done that either, im single
6. Pulling ya lightweights down with ya trouser twists everytime you get out of a truck.
Must be a gay Army thing
7. Shagging the local dirty girls, knowing ya mate had a go last week!
Im innocent, honest
8. Going out on the piss at midnight cos your wages go in at 0000 hours.
Loaning money of the rich boy till midnight
anymore?
not that i can think off , but i will try LOL
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Originally Posted by fo0q
Andy.. you must have spent some time in lympstone then? what did you think of it?
hopefully joining the corps in about 6 months
hopefully joining the corps in about 6 months
1 word,
HELL
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Re: FAO:- Squaddies/ex Squaddies
Originally Posted by Freddy_mercury_magic
Seen my mate fucking a bird in the showers of our block when going through training
I always go over to the naafi block for showers, dont trust squaddies
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1.Flying home from a tour on a Tristar, facing backwards!
2.Going to the German 'eefi shop as it's alot cheaper.
3.on a 20 miler and looking for a ditch to throw yaself into
4.dropping ya knees on press up beasting when the Di Staff aint watching!
5.The first shower in Basic training when everyone's got towells around em, and the training team make you all look at your mates cock!
"Who has the biggest penis Gunner Harriss?"
"DON'T KNOW SARNT?"
"Your parents Harriss!"
2.Going to the German 'eefi shop as it's alot cheaper.
3.on a 20 miler and looking for a ditch to throw yaself into
4.dropping ya knees on press up beasting when the Di Staff aint watching!
5.The first shower in Basic training when everyone's got towells around em, and the training team make you all look at your mates cock!
"Who has the biggest penis Gunner Harriss?"
"DON'T KNOW SARNT?"
"Your parents Harriss!"
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I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
I started out at pirbright too in 94, RLC, then onto blackdown late 94, have to say germany for me was the best though as a young squaddie the things you get up to looking back its hard to see how i survived. medical discharge 4 years ago finished it for me, dont miss the army but the guys you served with were like family and civy life just aint the same.
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Hi guys ...
I did my 18 years in the RAF as an Aircraft Phantom/Tornado/VC10 and Red Arrows Tecky ... Loved it loads.
Got me 22yr pension now .. free money .. I Can recommend it, so DO the time boys!
Yeah .. all that Freddy M M says really ... I miss all those things .. especially the corridor parties ...
Talkin of NAAFI's .. the girls used to be ugly old trouts with bloomers .. look a bit better now lol
In the RAF .. I'm sure it's the same in the Army and the Navy .. there is always a Squadron animal isnt there? When I was working on the Phantoms of 56Sqn, there was a guy called Chris Hodge. The stuff he used to get up to!
The grubbiest thing he did was when a girl was really pissing him off ... He waited until she went for some drinks ... took her handbag, and crapped in it ... put it back. Disgusting!
What about the NAAFI stripper shows then? Still have 'em?
We used to get free blow jobs (on the stage, of course .. in front of all and sundry!
They were the days, eh?
I did my 18 years in the RAF as an Aircraft Phantom/Tornado/VC10 and Red Arrows Tecky ... Loved it loads.
Got me 22yr pension now .. free money .. I Can recommend it, so DO the time boys!
Yeah .. all that Freddy M M says really ... I miss all those things .. especially the corridor parties ...
Talkin of NAAFI's .. the girls used to be ugly old trouts with bloomers .. look a bit better now lol
In the RAF .. I'm sure it's the same in the Army and the Navy .. there is always a Squadron animal isnt there? When I was working on the Phantoms of 56Sqn, there was a guy called Chris Hodge. The stuff he used to get up to!
The grubbiest thing he did was when a girl was really pissing him off ... He waited until she went for some drinks ... took her handbag, and crapped in it ... put it back. Disgusting!
What about the NAAFI stripper shows then? Still have 'em?
We used to get free blow jobs (on the stage, of course .. in front of all and sundry!
They were the days, eh?
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Oh! .... Chris regularly used to arrange a Penis Parade on the NAAFI snooker table ...
Any messing about, his weapon was a snooker cue! lol
The funny thins was .. The winner of the well-hung guy award was one of the shortest guys on the squadron!
Any messing about, his weapon was a snooker cue! lol
The funny thins was .. The winner of the well-hung guy award was one of the shortest guys on the squadron!
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Have served 8 years and am out in about 7 months, have loved some of it i will really miss the boys, and one thing i wont miss is that nudge at 02:55 in the morning and hearing those words (HODGIE ITS YOUR STAG) ohh god never again...
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And when you hear the imortal words 'its your stag Nashy', then getting up out of your scratcher. Then looking at your watch and realise you still supposed to be in bed for another 2 hrs, and all because some muppet cant read
Some 'proper'[cough] RAF lads do the pulling the trousers back down on your twists after every time you sit down lol.
As for the job starting to get on my wig fancy a go at fixing things instead of blowing[brushing] them up now.
Some 'proper'[cough] RAF lads do the pulling the trousers back down on your twists after every time you sit down lol.
As for the job starting to get on my wig fancy a go at fixing things instead of blowing[brushing] them up now.
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Did 4 years in the RCT in 89 - 93 till they snlr'd me not by my choice though but i still reckon it was the best time of my life, I did saudi, cyprus, Germany, and a little bit of Ni
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Ok, how's this then, My matr Geordie Swanston says watch this and goes into the bogs at the legion pub in Tidworth, comes out 5 minutes later with a pint glass with a shit in it, he went staright to the bar and said "Ya Beers Shite!"
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Originally Posted by rsmat
going for scoff or scran when ya starving
when ur the coldest person on stag so true
ppl fighting over ironing boards first day bk after leave also true
armys a wicked life im loving it prepares u 4 anything
when ur the coldest person on stag so true
ppl fighting over ironing boards first day bk after leave also true
armys a wicked life im loving it prepares u 4 anything
shame you not in the army aint it!
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RAF life.....
1) turn up to work 2 hrs late, still half cut, get sent on "admin" till lunchtime to recover
2) getting up for "wheels" when on a downroute trip, still hammered, and go to breakfast in the 4/5 star hotel in your flying suit, swanning about looking cool, and realize the pilots are MORE pissed than you are
3) Having to make a "precutionary landing" at hannover, germany, to check a "snag" on the aircraft, and fill it up with 200+ crates of warsteiner
4) always, always someone up for going out on the town
5) getting adventure sports paid for in full, and being paid petrol money to go to them ( just done a weeks gliding for fook all )
6) Dry-ice/ liquid oxygen bombs in the T-bar at 4am
7) asking jumped up sqauddies/meat bombs(paras), "sorry, how much do you get paid?? "
8) having access to loads of useful people to help fix your motor ( painters, tyre fitters, storemen for nuts and bolts etc)
9), never actually being at work i work 4 on 4 off, and had 9 weeks holiday this year and 4 weeks of outbound sports
10) pissing all my mates off in normal jobs by going to italy, cyprus, germany, canada, ascension island, etc etc
1) turn up to work 2 hrs late, still half cut, get sent on "admin" till lunchtime to recover
2) getting up for "wheels" when on a downroute trip, still hammered, and go to breakfast in the 4/5 star hotel in your flying suit, swanning about looking cool, and realize the pilots are MORE pissed than you are
3) Having to make a "precutionary landing" at hannover, germany, to check a "snag" on the aircraft, and fill it up with 200+ crates of warsteiner
4) always, always someone up for going out on the town
5) getting adventure sports paid for in full, and being paid petrol money to go to them ( just done a weeks gliding for fook all )
6) Dry-ice/ liquid oxygen bombs in the T-bar at 4am
7) asking jumped up sqauddies/meat bombs(paras), "sorry, how much do you get paid?? "
8) having access to loads of useful people to help fix your motor ( painters, tyre fitters, storemen for nuts and bolts etc)
9), never actually being at work i work 4 on 4 off, and had 9 weeks holiday this year and 4 weeks of outbound sports
10) pissing all my mates off in normal jobs by going to italy, cyprus, germany, canada, ascension island, etc etc
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PMSL.....
Got a txt yesterday of my mate neil ( spudhead ) , saying "Rad, have you got that jo's number?" a bird i nailed about 6 months ago...
So i sent back " hahahahahahahahaha , yeh but why..."
Get a reply saying he wants to nail her etc etc, so i say back how ive fucked her and that he'll be stiring my porridge LOL
Get a msg back saying ahhh fuck it bla bla!
Well anyway, i go out last night, and guess who i see LOL , Jo
Pulled her and now got a fuck buddy again!
lol
Doubt neil will go there now
Got a txt yesterday of my mate neil ( spudhead ) , saying "Rad, have you got that jo's number?" a bird i nailed about 6 months ago...
So i sent back " hahahahahahahahaha , yeh but why..."
Get a reply saying he wants to nail her etc etc, so i say back how ive fucked her and that he'll be stiring my porridge LOL
Get a msg back saying ahhh fuck it bla bla!
Well anyway, i go out last night, and guess who i see LOL , Jo
Pulled her and now got a fuck buddy again!
lol
Doubt neil will go there now
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Originally Posted by mick
painted a few landies as a punishment...........
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anyone on here actually properly in the services.. ie a comando, para or sas?
not a fooking chef or a painter!
not a fooking chef or a painter!