SPIDERS it was fookin HUGE
08-09-2005, 08:25 PM
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SPIDERS it was fookin HUGE
just went to the bathroom all windows open upstairs cos its so warm...THERE IT IS on the wall as big as the back of my hand
so large handfull of toilet paper ...
down the u..bend you go you fooker
FLUSH..
how the fook do house spiders GET SO BIGGGG ????
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09-09-2005, 12:03 AM
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Found one in the bedroom last Sunday morning, Keith wasn't quick enough to get it at my side of the bed... so he got back in and 20 seconds later was chuckling to himself as the dozy eight leggedy thing walked out from under his side of the bed.... it was captured in a baby wipe box and deposited out of the bathroom window! 
09-09-2005, 06:32 AM
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the spiders we get now are diferent tipes to what thay used to be , the worlds bigest spider is 18" from leg to leg id shite my self if that was in my house.
09-09-2005, 08:05 AM
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There's loads of the big bastids this year, proper face huggers they are too. I swear the one I swatted the other day should have been down traxs on the 0-60 sprint. This is the one that decided to crawl out from behind the sofa the other night.
Weighed in about a foot across, must have eaten all the other spiders to get that big.
Weighed in about a foot across, must have eaten all the other spiders to get that big.
09-09-2005, 08:46 AM
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I know where you are coming from. We live opposite a school field & I swear they are all coming in from there into our nice warm house to get out of the cold. They are that big, I'm getting a large tumbler (the whisky style big ones) & offering it over the spider saying "There's no way that is gonna fit in there" ! Slam the glass over them & they're going mad. Jumping around the glass, crawling up the sides. The one I got yesterday morning had tattoos & a scar across it's cheek !
Have chucked out at least 4 this week alone. I don't really do spiders..definately not that fkin big.
Have chucked out at least 4 this week alone. I don't really do spiders..definately not that fkin big.
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Originally Posted by rs shawn
The one I got yesterday morning had tattoos & a scar across it's cheek !
It's happening everywhere this year
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4218436.stm
09-09-2005, 08:58 AM
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from the bbc : Panicked householders should calm down, said a Dard spokeswoman. Tegenaria Gigantea is a harmless, large sheet web spider - she's just looking for a winter home.
"Unfortunately for them, the dry warm conditions in modern houses tend to cause desiccation and death.
But the spokeswoman said that, if in doubt, members of the public should contact their local environmental health department for advice.
09-09-2005, 09:12 AM
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THAT'S THE FOOKERS !!!!!!!
65mm tip-to-tip. Just measured my spider-catching device (glass) and it's 75mm. A couple of the one's I've caught had to bend their legs to fit in the thing. They are HUGE!!
09-09-2005, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by FastKA
PMSL @ the ammount of people who dont like spiders.
I used to have one of these, But she died -
I used to have one of these, But she died -
I'm sure she was a lovely companion to you, and fair play, you don't have a phobia of them
09-09-2005, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by DanRSturbo
Originally Posted by FastKA
PMSL @ the ammount of people who dont like spiders.
I used to have one of these, But she died -
I used to have one of these, But she died -
I'm sure she was a lovely companion to you, and fair play, you don't have a phobia of them My Aunt Has a Phobia of them... If a Spider is in a room even a "Money spider" she is either standing on a chair (Dont quite get that one as surely the spider will just climb up
) or running out the room
09-09-2005, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FastKA
PMSL @ the ammount of people who dont like spiders.
I used to have one of these, But she died -
I used to have one of these, But she died -
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What I don't understand is why that big furry beast scares me less than the harvesters we get in this country normally. I mean that big one is cuddly like a hampster or something. The one of the BBC site looks like it wants to eat your face off.
09-09-2005, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by FastKA
PMSL @ the ammount of people who dont like spiders.
I used to have one of these, But she died -
I used to have one of these, But she died -
How on earth can you tell if its in a good mood? A dogs easy as it'll bark at you or growl. A spider? Foooooook oooooffffff, not a hope in hell would I go anywhere near one of those monsters.
I was dropping the kids off at the pool the other week and a big fook off house spider came crawling across the bathroom floor, I nipped it and fooked off out the door
09-09-2005, 02:05 PM
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If its in a bad mood it would flick Hair at you sticks in your skin and itches like fook, bit like fibre glass.
Only got bitten once in the time i had her, wasnt any worse than a bee sting
sticks in your skin and itches like fook, bit like fibre glass.Only got bitten once in the time i had her, wasnt any worse than a bee sting
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I got about 20 Tarantulas atm i would post up some pics but battries are flat
I've got got 2 goliath bird eaters both male and both over 12" legspan
I've got got 2 goliath bird eaters both male and both over 12" legspan
09-09-2005, 06:10 PM
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I hate them with a passion, but agree their getting alot bigger than they used to be i find the best way to deal with them is stamp on them or splat them with a
dvd case
i find the best way to deal with them is stamp on them or splat them with advd case
