Greg Shepherd

sing this to the song "I will survive"

At first i was afraid, i was petrified

when you said you had 10 inches,lord i alnost died!

but i'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

that i grew strong,and i knew that i could take you on...

but there you are,Anougher lie,

i was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a french fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit,just a sad pathetic>dream,

should have known there was no anaconda lurking in thoes jeans!

go on now go,walk out the door

Don't you promise me 10 inches,then turn up with only 4!

Wern't you a brat to think i would'nt catch you out!!!Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!

(chorus)

I will survie! i will survive! 'cos as long as i have batteries, my sex life is gona thrive! i will always have good sex,with a handful of latwx! i will survive! i will survive!

Hey!Hey!

it took all my self control not to laugh out load,

when i saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

but to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,

now i'm saving all my lovin' for a vordless multispeed!!

3drstretch

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Greg Shepherd

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