gurnE

Ya know the telescope batons the filth use?

Got a small 16" one, how the fuck do you retract it?

Flicked it out now it won't go back in

K500BHP

press the button on the base and bang the end on the deck

Oranoco

GEt caught with that and it's going to take a lot of explaining

gurnE

Ah, sorted it

No button on the base but you have to twat it back in hard on concrete, rather than my armchair

pee vee

dont they have some 'shock' system that almost paralyses you for a few seconds
if the 5-0 twat you with it?

gurnE

Nah, the filth just get normal extendable ASP batons, you can get stun batons tho.

They've just got taser guns in bristol but they can only use em once they've got permission to shoot you with a proper gun anyhow!

ARMOURER

What normal plod on the streets ???

gurnE

Nah, just the armed pigs.

When they've got permission to put a bullet in you, they can use the taser instead