ryan_belfast

Why are women such assholes?

and why is there no perfect woman?

they are really starting to piss me off, like really....Not to the point of turning gay mind you but its like


Why cant there be a perfect woman out there?

cossiemen

there's plenty of perfect females out there dude...

ryan_belfast

Is there fook, there are a severe abundance of decent women in n.ireland, they are all moose's (does that word exist?)

FordFans

My wife is perfect, thats why I married her

Maybe you need to move away mate

ryan_belfast

Fair play

I cant find one

FordFans

Alright no lol, but a million times better than some I've had, so I'd say she's not far off lol

Is it really that bad where u are mate?

CasperR

There are perfect women out there

FordFans

Yeah they're usually the impossible ones to get unless you have billions in the bank and/or a dick the length of a metre stick.

Katie

if women were perfect we'd make you men look bad....
Would you expect the perfect woman to put up with a not quite perfect man?

Everyone has their faults...buy her something...that'll make her forget yours for a while

cossiemen

send one over mate

CasperR

Don't know about the last but the first usually helps

CasperR

If you ever come to denmark go into the Hilton hotel and look at the girl in the bar, and you will see one (if she's there though)

FordFans

Paris?

Stavros

someones idea of a perfect woman depends how low their standards and how easily pleased they are

often the blokes who think they got a perfect bird are the ones getting cheated on as they think their bird so perfect they cant see whats obviously going on

expect itd be the same if you loved the cock tho, so dont go all gay yet mate

Katie

Got to agree steve....nobodys perfect...but it's getting someone who can put up with you as much as you can put up with them....life is one big shut the fuck up and comprimise

I'm being quite abrupt there, Phil doesn't torment me....before anyone asks

FordFans

Regardless of what a bloke thinks it's not a blokes fault if the bird can't keep her curtains of beef closed

CasperR

Nah, to skinny. This girl is just a bombsheell of good look and charm.
Thank god I got a contact in the hotel that knows her
But again, she's with some wealthy man who's a prick

FordFans

Just shows it does boil down to money then

CasperR

Sometimes.. but not always.
Always think positive

FordFans

What are Danish women like m8?

CasperR

Well I not sure that I should speak for them all as I would get killed if I said something bad
But imo they are nice. ALLOT of good looking ones, and a bonus is that 95% of all young people speak english so its not a problem to be foreign.
So many beautifull ones I can't keep track

cossiemen

sorry ? come again ?!!

adrenalinrush

If you wanna get a decent women then get ya nan to nitt you a jumper, get a golf club trolley and then walk round town till some libary helper comes and gets you. If you want a fun girl but has little brains and no decency drive a fast ford and watch football.

I know this aint always the case but the nicest girl in my village is engaged to someone with a £400 M plate beamer.