Every parent worst nightmare
25-06-2004, 08:43 PM
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Every parent worst nightmare
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
you
that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so
nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big
motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can
earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in
the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
GETTING BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,.
I love you. Aimee
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
you
that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so
nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big
motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can
earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in
the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
GETTING BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,.
I love you. Aimee
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25-06-2004, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee @ Fusion
Nice one andy ,
Did u find that or do u have foooook all better to do with your days ??
PS get a job , Dolite
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