Markb_s1

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 diet cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, even veggies are craving a
Bacon sarnie.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the kebab from the 2AM excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Kilroy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't pee'd once. You would give a million for one of 3 things 1, home time, 2, a duvet and somewhere to hide 3, a time machine to turn back last night,

Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you look like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your teeth are wearing jumpers.

Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You want to cry but that would use the last of the moisture in your body. People think your dog has died you look so pathetic.

slowpoke

ive had quite a few 5 star ones im sad to say

piss funny tho getting to the 5 star stage

Ryan

Six Star Hangover.

You got so blindingly drunk the night before and you cant even remember a thing, you wake up wondering how you got home or why you are asleep in the hall way.
Your body feels like its gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson and you cant even stand up your still that drunk.


oh and its monday morning and your later for work as its 1pm in the afternoon

slowpoke

actually ryan the six star one sounds more like it

ie being so drunk in work still you fall asleep at your desk with head in hands then your head slips out of hands and butts the desk

all cought on cctv camera too

Markb_s1

thing is i can do the memory blanks very nicely.. like this morning i didn't remember my mrs' mate had stayed over so went wandering into the spare room in the buff. .. but i haven't had anything over a 4 star for years.

Ryan

i've had plenty of 5's but a few 6's and they make you stop drinking for a few weeks very unnerving