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an 80 year old man visits the doctor for his annual checkup.
when the doctor asks him how he's feeling, the 80 yearold replies, 'ive never felt better! i now have a 20year old bride who is pregnant with my child. what do you think about that?'
the doctor considers this question for a minute and then begins, 'i have an older friend, mush like you, who is an avit trophy hunter and never misses a season. one day, when he was going out hunting, hewas in a bit of a hury and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. when he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. he raised his cane, took aim and fired. suddenly two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. now what do you think of that?'
'i'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver' replies the old man.
to which the doctor smiles, 'my point exactly.'
when the doctor asks him how he's feeling, the 80 yearold replies, 'ive never felt better! i now have a 20year old bride who is pregnant with my child. what do you think about that?'
the doctor considers this question for a minute and then begins, 'i have an older friend, mush like you, who is an avit trophy hunter and never misses a season. one day, when he was going out hunting, hewas in a bit of a hury and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. when he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. he raised his cane, took aim and fired. suddenly two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. now what do you think of that?'
'i'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver' replies the old man.
to which the doctor smiles, 'my point exactly.'
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