Didn't finish work till 9, so came home and hammered into the buds the misses had put in the fridge for me.

Now I am well tosted

She just called to say should wouldn't be long before she got home and would it be ok if she put on her new slutty underwear,.

HHHHmmmm now let me think, drunken sex and filthy underwear

 

can only mean one thing... ANAL

 

get the camera out

 

I'm drunk not her

Will do my best "ooops wrong hole" yeah right!!

She's back now, wish me luck on the back alley extraviganser

 

Ha...Classic. You can't beat a drunken confession type post.

 

What a gud girl, asking can i wear my slutty underwear, like she aint gonna anyway , get in there brother, make the most of it

 

well, did you go through the back door

 

did u

 

huh?

 

Well did ya did ya did ya

 

He up casualty at the moment boys having a black eye seen to as he said to her the boys on Pf said try this then he cant remember the next couple of hours.

 

 

He couldnt get it up