Joke, two women walking home drunk.........
12-05-2005, 01:05 AM
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Joke, two women walking home drunk.........
Two women are walking home after a girlie night out.
They are very drunk and the walk home is taking some time due to their
intoxicated state. Eventually, they find themselves desperate for a wee.
At that particular moment, they are passing a church and decide to go
behind
the headstones in the graveyard. As they finish they both realize they > have
nothing to 'freshen-up' with so the first woman decides to use her > knickers
and then throw them away.
The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to
lose them, when she notices a new grave nearby with lots of fresh
flowers,amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with a thick soft ribbon.
'Just the job' she decides and without another thought, duly drags the
bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task completed, the
women continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first
woman phones the husband of the second.
" We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on
last night!"
"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband
"My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her arse that said,
"We'll Never Forget You - From All the Lads at the Fire Station"
They are very drunk and the walk home is taking some time due to their
intoxicated state. Eventually, they find themselves desperate for a wee.
At that particular moment, they are passing a church and decide to go
behind
the headstones in the graveyard. As they finish they both realize they > have
nothing to 'freshen-up' with so the first woman decides to use her > knickers
and then throw them away.
The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to
lose them, when she notices a new grave nearby with lots of fresh
flowers,amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with a thick soft ribbon.
'Just the job' she decides and without another thought, duly drags the
bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task completed, the
women continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first
woman phones the husband of the second.
" We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on
last night!"
"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband
"My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her arse that said,
"We'll Never Forget You - From All the Lads at the Fire Station"
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