Talking clock
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Talking clock
Story About the Talking Clock
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they noticed a
rather large brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing
in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong...I'sh a
talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked
his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watsch," the drunk slurred. He
picked up a mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped
back. The drunk and his two friends stood looking at one another for a
moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed...
" it's THREE O'CLOCK in the MORNING YOU ARSEHOLE ".
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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they noticed a
rather large brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing
in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong...I'sh a
talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked
his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watsch," the drunk slurred. He
picked up a mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped
back. The drunk and his two friends stood looking at one another for a
moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed...
" it's THREE O'CLOCK in the MORNING YOU ARSEHOLE ".
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