Story About the Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his


friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they noticed a


rather large brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing


in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong...I'sh a




talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked


his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk.


"How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watsch," the drunk slurred. He


picked up a mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped


back. The drunk and his two friends stood looking at one another for a
moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed...









" it's THREE O'CLOCK in the MORNING YOU ARSEHOLE ".




















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