Can I ask why!?
16-06-2005, 12:24 PM
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Can I ask why!?
Just had a very attractive(facially) lookin bird come in to our office, smelt lovely!
Anyway she has a fook off big long coat on totally hiding her body!
Now she wasnt a big fat lass so obviously had some lovely curves under that fookin coat but could I see em!
Now she came in to flog somethin! now as we couldnt see nowt she got turffed straight out the door! Now she is comin in2 a warehouse/office full of blokes! if she wore somethin revelaing as much as possibble then to b honest even if we had absolutly no need for it my boss would of bought it from her!
So y wear the bloomin coat!?
The amount fo times he has had life insurance, this insurance that insurance & cancelled it 2 days later cause he has suddenly realised!
Also the amount of times we have changed companys for doin different thigns, like forklifts repaiurs or staintonery cause thye have sent in a fit lil bird to chat to him!
Anyway she has a fook off big long coat on totally hiding her body!
Now she wasnt a big fat lass so obviously had some lovely curves under that fookin coat but could I see em! Now she came in to flog somethin! now as we couldnt see nowt she got turffed straight out the door! Now she is comin in2 a warehouse/office full of blokes! if she wore somethin revelaing as much as possibble then to b honest even if we had absolutly no need for it my boss would of bought it from her!
So y wear the bloomin coat!?
The amount fo times he has had life insurance, this insurance that insurance & cancelled it 2 days later cause he has suddenly realised!
Also the amount of times we have changed companys for doin different thigns, like forklifts repaiurs or staintonery cause thye have sent in a fit lil bird to chat to him!
16-06-2005, 12:27 PM
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So y wear the bloomin coat!?
Be patient my boy, summer aint far away!
16-06-2005, 12:30 PM
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weather aint to bad here!
plus its a 2sec walk from car park to the office! so whats wrong wiht leavin coat in the car!
Yup!
My boss wont evenmake appointments with companys if its a male salesman!
plus its a 2sec walk from car park to the office! so whats wrong wiht leavin coat in the car!
works everytime get a fit bird doin sales and the companys sorted
My boss wont evenmake appointments with companys if its a male salesman!
16-06-2005, 12:35 PM
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Sorry mate she was in here earlier. She had this tiny little skirt on, and I can't be sure, but I swear she had stockings on too
She was here for a while, and she actually made a joke about it - I said watch out for that pervert up the road - didn't think anything of it, but she must have taken me seriously
16-06-2005, 12:36 PM
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fpmsl! I owuldnt put thta past u!
But she had trouserrs on! so unless u really scared her & she went home & put some trousers on!
all though i could see her un-doin them as she looked @ me! 
That bird gunna cheat on her husband with me yet!?
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16-06-2005, 01:01 PM
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FYI Lewis, I didn't bring a coat to work and I'm now soaked
Thats just funny!
And my hair is ten times bigger than itw as this morning
So will ask Davey on how big that is! unless u wanna put up a pic!
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16-06-2005, 02:24 PM
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Well Ive worke dit out that i wont b seeing u for a few weeks! so hopeflly she forgot by then!
if not I can hold her @ arms length!
luv ya really cola!
if not I can hold her @ arms length!
luv ya really cola!
16-06-2005, 03:06 PM
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Davey Although I can be like Paris if you want. Stuff your staff, we're getting a little yappy think I can dress up
Lewis, think yourself fortunate that you haven't been able to focus on me when you're hungover in the morning, cos that means I was hungover too However don't think you're fortunate that I saw this post.. Cos you're now on My List *grrr* (ps - you may be able to hold me at arms length but my knees will still be able )
As for me being dim though, that cannot be denied. After all, check the company I keep 
Although I can be like Paris if you want. Stuff your staff, we're getting a little yappy think I can dress up Lewis, think yourself fortunate that you haven't been able to focus on me when you're hungover in the morning, cos that means I was hungover too
However don't think you're fortunate that I saw this post.. Cos you're now on My List *grrr* (ps - you may be able to hold me at arms length but my knees will still be able )As for me being dim though, that cannot be denied. After all, check the company I keep
16-06-2005, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Cola
Davey Although I can be like Paris if you want. Stuff your staff, we're getting a little yappy think I can dress up
Lewis, think yourself fortunate that you haven't been able to focus on me when you're hungover in the morning, cos that means I was hungover too However don't think you're fortunate that I saw this post.. Cos you're now on My List *grrr* (ps - you may be able to hold me at arms length but my knees will still be able )
As for me being dim though, that cannot be denied. After all, check the company I keep
Although I can be like Paris if you want. Stuff your staff, we're getting a little yappy think I can dress up Lewis, think yourself fortunate that you haven't been able to focus on me when you're hungover in the morning, cos that means I was hungover too
However don't think you're fortunate that I saw this post.. Cos you're now on My List *grrr* (ps - you may be able to hold me at arms length but my knees will still be able )As for me being dim though, that cannot be denied. After all, check the company I keep
was trying to be nice too
16-06-2005, 03:20 PM
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Babe, I didn't take it badly. :kiss: (or whatever it is you type when you can't go on smilies in case the boss lurks
as he always bloody does)
Bitch ( ) you don't wanna go on the list, much as it is very exclusive, it's also very painful
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) you don't wanna go on the list, much as it is very exclusive, it's also very painful
16-06-2005, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Well I'll tell you one thing.
Davey's on my list for renaming me bitchPON, and still finding it funny every time it comes up!
Davey's on my list for renaming me bitchPON, and still finding it funny every time it comes up!
I thank you
16-06-2005, 04:05 PM
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I think the reason she wore the coat was BECAUSE she was going to a warehouse full of blokes. Women tend to be a lot more picky than blokes so she probably didnt want a ton of grungy cavemen oggling her. As for whether that makes a good sale or not - it may not matter to her.
17-06-2005, 07:03 AM
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I think the reason she wore the coat was BECAUSE she was going to a warehouse full of blokes. Women tend to be a lot more picky than blokes so she probably didnt want a ton of grungy cavemen oggling her. As for whether that makes a good sale or not - it may not matter to her.
That was a bit of a proper post!
Pleas eleave this thread!