Just had a very attractive(facially) lookin bird come in to our office, smelt lovely!

Anyway she has a fook off big long coat on totally hiding her body! Now she wasnt a big fat lass so obviously had some lovely curves under that fookin coat but could I see em!

Now she came in to flog somethin! now as we couldnt see nowt she got turffed straight out the door! Now she is comin in2 a warehouse/office full of blokes! if she wore somethin revelaing as much as possibble then to b honest even if we had absolutly no need for it my boss would of bought it from her!

So y wear the bloomin coat!?

The amount fo times he has had life insurance, this insurance that insurance & cancelled it 2 days later cause he has suddenly realised!

Also the amount of times we have changed companys for doin different thigns, like forklifts repaiurs or staintonery cause thye have sent in a fit lil bird to chat to him!