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Old 08-06-2005, 08:40 PM
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...978522670&rd=1

Fookin muppet if you ask me , if he/s been doing it for years then shurley this would be his very well paying business by now

and as for zetec 4X4 Blah Blah , wll what the fooks have i got in my wokshop at the mo , it aint rocket science and £850 for a sump that took me 1 hour to convert is a piss take ,

typical , ebay , im a fookin genius and will some chav knobber throw me a shit load of money please blah

rant over

Maybe he,s a nice bloke but just annoyed me

Old 08-06-2005, 08:44 PM
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Hi mate have you recoverd from our mad and very expensive weekend in swansea ?
Old 08-06-2005, 08:51 PM
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pmsl , hi nick , fook me was it expensive

about £275 for me , thats a lot of cash for a night on the piss and we didnt even go the a strip club

Whens this G40 commin over then , and dont forget to bring your multi meter for my boost controler
Old 08-06-2005, 09:00 PM
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Will be comeing over when you and i get time. soom i hope the wife wants it doing.
Old 08-06-2005, 09:08 PM
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the wife ????????? dont say that mate , shell be expecting church bells

let me know whens convienient but this weekend and next weekend are out of the question
Old 08-06-2005, 09:26 PM
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sounds like a load of shit to me,whats with the squid crack?
proper business like that chav comment!
Old 08-06-2005, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TF Rallyesport
whats with the squid crack?
proper business like that chav comment!
lol , i never even got that far

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Old 08-06-2005, 09:37 PM
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some people eh.
Old 08-06-2005, 09:48 PM
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Its like those " this is a Knowlage auction " bag of bollox
Old 08-06-2005, 10:01 PM
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What a fukkin KNOB!!!!
Old 08-06-2005, 10:07 PM
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ill have ten of those sumps

what a plank
Old 09-06-2005, 12:24 AM
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Love the first part of his answer to the question posted there. "Hi prospective new customer, hope you don't live too far"

"Q: hi,sounds like you know your stuff,anyway i own a fiesta turbo(ofac) in need of a management upgrade to allow more boost,engine is done but can you do the management? either omax or cossie or any others? if you can do this could you give me a price to supply and fit,thanks george
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A: Hi george, firstly where are you situated? because im in devon !near plymouth, secondly if its just management upgrade that you require then yes i could do that for you but you would only end up with a base map, thats because i do not have rolling road and mapping gear. so you would still then have to take your car to someone else to map it for you, so in reality you might just as well leave this to one of the profesionals, it will work out cheaper for you,thats just me being honest mate,but if you were to let me know what your setup is i might be able to steer you in the right direction as to which management will best suit you, cheers, kev"
Old 09-06-2005, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ebay
i've been doing this for years ! you might not have heard of me in Fast Ford or Performance Ford, but i keep a low profile, i have in the past been the first with lotsa conversions.
I thought that was the funniest..............mmmmm business must be really booming if he likes to keep a low profile


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Old 09-06-2005, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by focusbird
I thought that was the funniest..............mmmmm business must be really booming if he likes to keep a low profile


HELLO LEE
precicely !

Hello Ruth , How did the feature go ??
Old 09-06-2005, 07:45 AM
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the wife ????????? dont say that mate , shell be expecting church bells
I thought u would of snagged her a long time ago Lee! just in case she gets her eye sight back & takes a good look @ ya!
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that bloke cracked me up!

good old ebay
Old 09-06-2005, 08:56 AM
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IS THIS DUDE SERIOUS?????


ENGINES & GEARBOXES CAN BE SUPLIED AS WELL. INCLUDING ZVH CONVERSIONS, TO RSTurbo, OR FULL ON 16valvers. Even keeping the distributor and Jetronic fuel system. working with 16v head. (my conversion)
Thats gotta be the best quote


Sounds like he knows what he is doing

Dizzy and metering unit with 16v HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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