Black eye !!!!!!!!!
07-06-2005, 11:20 AM
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Black eye !!!!!!!!!
A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye,
too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black
eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just
happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,
'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like two
pickets to Tittsburgh'...........So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to
say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I
accidentally said, 'you ruined my life you fat evil slag'."
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye,
too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black
eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just
happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,
'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like two
pickets to Tittsburgh'...........So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to
say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I
accidentally said, 'you ruined my life you fat evil slag'."
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