Micky The Finn

one lad that works for me is always haveing days off,not turning in etc and constantly makes excuses but on thursday he turned to me and said i think i will have to go home,i dont feel very well.
i asked what was wrong and he replied "i think ive got aids"!!!!

where he got that from fook knows.the rest of us are still finding it funny this afternoon.

before you do gooders complain,he wont have aids,he just has a serious case of cannotbearseditas.

Graceland

thats almost as good as a note i forged for a lad at school to get him out of PE - he was a bit of a numpty and i was good at forging notes, so put on his words to the effect of

"i cannot do PE today due to having ghonorea in my back"


oh how we laughed at his misfortune

KSA-Cossie

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markk

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fookin hate lazy bastards

id have sacked the fooker

Rs Gus

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im with markk on this one

Micky The Finn

you seen him gus,drove your escort home for me.

Rs Gus

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fook me that fool he impressed my bro and mate while we was in the house

Graceland

spill the beans Gus - this sounds like an amusing story

Rs Gus

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lets say he impressed cam

Micky The Finn

nothing rude i hope!he has aids now.

Rs Gus

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roflol fookin aids


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Graceland

impressed Cam in what way - i've just got visions of your brother, Cam, and Baz looking at this kid totally blankly waiting for him to drop dead or summat

Lee Reynolds

sack the coooont

Brasso

I've got a mate like that who comes out with every excuse under the sun then go's through em again. He's had 5 seperate days of recently just because he's been tired! He's 24 for fooks sake!

big_wig_074

a bit like the people who must have about 100 grandparents cos one dies every other week!

Sticky.

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Why the fook would he want to make excuse's being ill all the time, fookin hell, the lad is working with motorsport cars and getting to break them etc. Thats a dream job for some people.

Sack him Tim, i'll be your new pup or tea lad

MrsCossieRich330

someone called in sick this week where i work because he had a sore throat - what is he a man or a mouse? joke is he only started monday and already off sick by thursday!!

and pretending to have AIDS is pretty sick, i apologise if it does in fact turn out to be the truth!

NUTS RuS

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Jasper ??

Cam

Yes my wankerometer endscaled when he announced his Saff was going to be both the trickest and fastest in the country.

Micky The Finn

no not jasper,he has worked well this week.
barry!!!!

i cannot beleive he mentioned his saff.
we now just set the bullshit deflectors to full.

DazC

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Every company has a "Barry".

Our "Barry" went to drop a car off at Wigan Evening Post (junction 27 on the M6), setting off from Preston (junction 31 of the M6). He turned round at Kendal (junction 35!!!) when he realised he was going the wrong way. He covered about 120 miles in a customers car! The bloke thought we was trying to blag him when we told him the retard had gone to Kendal by mistake! He was stood there waiting for his car to turn up so he could go home!! The excuse the nugget used was that the apprentice who picked the car up wrote the directions down but didn't stipulate which direction to head on the motorway despite writing down the junction number!

kevandalice

our "barry" didn't know what a muffin is, didn't know what a mackeral(sp) is and didn't know where in the country liverpool is

Dan

Yeah I know someone like that, lazy coooonts!