Cheeky tele sales coont
03-06-2005, 03:06 PM
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Cheeky tele sales coont
They should so be shot! Does anyone ever buy anything of the coonts?
Driving along phone went tele sales guy start going into his rubbish to twice i sad mate im driving. he goes well havent you got a blue tooth head set and then carried on
To which i said fook of and hung up 
Driving along phone went tele sales guy start going into his rubbish to twice i sad mate im driving. he goes well havent you got a blue tooth head set and then carried on
To which i said fook of and hung up
03-06-2005, 03:12 PM
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winds me right up i just don't even give em chance to speak tell em i don't want whatever they're sellin and hang up.
or i'll say like 'well if i did want to buy one then i'd be phoneing you would'nt i?
or i'll say like 'well if i did want to buy one then i'd be phoneing you would'nt i?
03-06-2005, 03:15 PM
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when they ask for you, say "yep, just go get him" then put them on loud speaker and press the privacy button so you can hear them, but they can't hear you - always entertaining listnening to them saying hello for 10 mins
03-06-2005, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
when they ask for you, say "yep, just go get him" then put them on loud speaker and press the privacy button so you can hear them, but they can't hear you - always entertaining listnening to them saying hello for 10 mins
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03-06-2005, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
when they ask for you, say "yep, just go get him" then put them on loud speaker and press the privacy button so you can hear them, but they can't hear you - always entertaining listnening to them saying hello for 10 mins
classic.
03-06-2005, 03:17 PM
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was a wicked crack selling insurance whilst I was in OZ..
bit of money, then anyone could do
the amount of people that said your a traveller trying to sell me insurance are you... Id just reply, well... yes Still made 14 sales in 1 day, and turned out to be top salesman Waht a crack.. chattig to aussie birds for 30mins cos they like your accent
Was working for Westpac Bank for a few weeks selling accidental death insurance, and I said to this guy on the phone.. Hi, Paul calling from Westpac here.. blah blah.. He then replied, Westpac are wankers, you must be a moron working for them.. I replied, I dot actually work for them, work to customcall on behalf of westpac etc
I had to stay polite as everything is recorded.. He then proceeded to say, Westpac and employees are wankers I couldnt hold back and then layed into him and promptly told him to fuck off you aussie twat...
Was fired literally minutes later, but was off to next place a few days later, so not bothered. Right laugh in telesales, but could never do it as a career
bit of money, then anyone could do
the amount of people that said your a traveller trying to sell me insurance are you... Id just reply, well... yes
Still made 14 sales in 1 day, and turned out to be top salesman Waht a crack.. chattig to aussie birds for 30mins cos they like your accent Was working for Westpac Bank for a few weeks selling accidental death insurance, and I said to this guy on the phone.. Hi, Paul calling from Westpac here.. blah blah.. He then replied, Westpac are wankers, you must be a moron working for them.. I replied, I dot actually work for them, work to customcall on behalf of westpac etc
I had to stay polite as everything is recorded.. He then proceeded to say, Westpac and employees are wankers I couldnt hold back and then layed into him and promptly told him to fuck off you aussie twat... Was fired literally minutes later, but was off to next place a few days later, so not bothered. Right laugh in telesales, but could never do it as a career
03-06-2005, 03:18 PM
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gracie i recorded an answerphone message once "hello" (door knock) "1 sec mate somebody at he door" .................................................. .............. "soz about that mate".. "how are ya"................ "anyway leave a message pmsl"
03-06-2005, 03:20 PM
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@Westyhonestly though u gotta be somthing special to have a job in Telesales as i think it makes you one of the most hated person around
lol @ Rudey too.
03-06-2005, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by * Rudey *
westy ozzy birds ming
Rudey.. Aussie birds do not ming
The amount of pussy that walked past the flat everyday to the beach was dressed in a bikini... Bronzed bodies.. little mermaids they were.. sooooo sexy mmmmmmmmoh foooook, Sonia Jackson, Sonia Jackson
03-06-2005, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by * Rudey *
westy ozzy birds ming
Rudey.. Aussie birds do not ming
The amount of pussy that walked past the flat everyday to the beach was dressed in a bikini... Bronzed bodies.. little mermaids they were.. sooooo sexy mmmmmmmmoh foooook, Sonia Jackson, Sonia Jackson
well once apon a time
03-06-2005, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by * Rudey *
Originally Posted by Westy
Originally Posted by * Rudey *
westy ozzy birds ming
Rudey.. Aussie birds do not ming
The amount of pussy that walked past the flat everyday to the beach was dressed in a bikini... Bronzed bodies.. little mermaids they were.. sooooo sexy mmmmmmmmoh foooook, Sonia Jackson, Sonia Jackson
well once apon a time I used to have an almost identical answerphone message to you Rudez on my mobile, was funny as fook!
03-06-2005, 04:08 PM
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Worst bit is when they ring up and take a moral high because you don't give a flying fuck about what they are selling, and in the dying seconds when they can hear you putting it down, they try and cram as much info about what you've ''missed out on'' as they can, like your gonna use ringback...
03-06-2005, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Westy
had to high five after a sale so I used to keep quiet
so I used to keep quiet I think the manager there has been watching the office to much
03-06-2005, 04:15 PM
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naaa Rhys, they all do it..
I moved onto ANZ after that for another couple of weeks, due to the unfortuanate dismissal before
there, after a sale, everyone would cheer and throw balloons and stuff... fook know what thats all about
Customers like, whats all that noise Must be a bad line Id say
I moved onto ANZ after that for another couple of weeks, due to the unfortuanate dismissal before
there, after a sale, everyone would cheer and throw balloons and stuff... fook know what thats all about
Customers like, whats all that noise
Must be a bad line Id say
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