Alan s1

That my Sapphire cossie was'nt a Cosworth as it had sapphire badges on it So i opened the bonnet to prove to him it was

Then he tells me a Carpi 3.1 Well piss all over it I said ok fair play cant see it putting out 200+ brake

Then he said he's had 5 or 6 Orion RS's I just said ok to that
Then showed him the piccys of my s1 and whot i had done to it and i was doing bit on the cossie @ the time He just wh=ent queit (thank god)

Then my m8 turns up with some cash for me and we were talking about his orion that we have turbo'd and the Painter turn around and said i had FORD put all the bits into it from the escort engine ect (he must of had listened to me talking to my my about his) I just agread with him

Why thr f!!k do People do it tho as he just got shown up talking shit

Nath

Did you tell him about his Mum and what she does in her spare time

Eagle

iTrader: (2)

you met her aswell then

Nath

Shes a nice girl ..she shits anywhere Shes also got great features behind her ears. Its called her ankles

Dragon

PMSL That's a bit harsh first thing in the morning guys

Nath

I know. It must of been that dream I had that a giant lizard was going to eat me

It feels like I havent slept this week with the amount of hours I've done as well, but on the plus side I've cleared a bag of sand

Dragon

I didn't realise Rita had come back to haunt you lol

Jump on MSN?

Nath

AFPMSL

Alan s1

Just got back online as my computore got blocked so had to sort lots of sh!t out


And i'll update this later as THE PAINTER is back today cant wait for my bull sh!t again

R4N SS

iTrader: (6)

pmsl @ what a tool

Dan

What a wanker!

Oranoco

pmsl

It's like the knobber at the pub that tried to tell me he'd had his 88 3i chipped up to 300bhp

sufsRS

wot a nob i h8 bullshitters!!!

CabrioTurbo

i find it fucking embarassing to even talk to people like this i can hardly keep a straight face.
The worst part of it all is they actually believe what they are saying and dont realise that it sounds like complete idiocy when they mention it.
i do try my best to ignore them

Paddy

Is that old sierra thing you bring to the meets a cosworth then

I hear they;re pretty quick but mymates nova is better.

Rippers

PMSL when I lived at home my mum had a painter around at the house tell me that Ford didn't make Fiesta RS turbo's and mine was just an XR2i with a turbo engine they is no point talking to people like that, I didn't even argue.
Oh and why is it that everybody's mate has a 500bhp RS500 down the pub?

Franco

iTrader: (2)

I had a AA man tell me Ford never made fiesta RST's & i had stuck the turbo on Cock anyone

Rippers

Shit I didn't check the log book I hope I haven't bought 1.0 bonus of you!

Franco

iTrader: (2)

There's alot of things you never checked

Joking

What a plum this fella must be.........And he's ment to be a mechanic!!

sufsRS

and wots with the orion RST no such thing gud job too

joel_winders

only last week i heard i lad say (on private land) come on whos going to have a race next, we've just seen an impreza race a sierra so it doesn't matter how fast your car is. (implying that the sierra was shit) i quickly jumped in and said it's a cosworth and that shonkey old sierra just wooped that impreza... i don't think he had any idea what a cosworth was even after the conversation

the strut brace

iirc a cosworth was never badged by ford as a sapphire, it was only ever badged as a sierra rs cosworth, thats what he will probably be on about

MWF

My 3.1 is about 200bhp, to be honest I doubt it would be quite as fast as a standard cossie. What a numpty, some people just judge everything by its engine size.