Top Gear, more like "Top (look at my hair) Gear"
24-05-2005, 04:39 PM
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Top Gear, more like "Top (look at my hair) Gear"
Jeremy Clarkson is a ding, granted he knows a lot about cars but he is the smuggest dingle berry I know. For a start, when he does something wrong it's never his fault, he got a car stuck on a beach once and stormed off in a huff.
I think we should rebel against Jeremy Clarkson and get some cars that people can actually afford, on the show!
To hell with Clarkson, and yes for some everday cars on the show!!
I think we should rebel against Jeremy Clarkson and get some cars that people can actually afford, on the show!
To hell with Clarkson, and yes for some everday cars on the show!!
24-05-2005, 04:44 PM
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Yes, but watching cars on the M5, doesnt give you a track time, full spec, tips etc does it you ding, plus its cold out there
24-05-2005, 04:47 PM
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Yes, but watching cars on the M5, doesnt give you a track time, full spec, tips etc does it you ding, plus its cold out there
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yes he just has an escos in his sig for a laugh 
he is arrogant but highly amusing. I personally hate it when they do normal/shit cars on top gear.
24-05-2005, 04:58 PM
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It is funny when they play darts with Volvos and Skodas though! And when they race people carriers, did any one ever see that episode, when Richard Hammond raced a Renault Espace, that was cool
24-05-2005, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mark_simpson
Yes, but watching cars on the M5, doesnt give you a track time, full spec, tips etc does it you ding, plus its cold out there
As for track time, well, how about a 5mph average
24-05-2005, 06:25 PM
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You seem analy retentive arse wipe with the mental capacity of a donut. I suggest you pull your head out your arse and wipe of the shit
I suggest you do the same but also do it to your dad and mam and grandad etc
I suggest you do the same but also do it to your dad and mam and grandad etc
24-05-2005, 06:46 PM
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Ah, see.
People say that education is going downhill - don't believe it for a minute!
Take our young fella here. If he is 12, then he's just a sad loser, but if he's more like 18, then he's a sad loser with the education of the 12 year old.
Either way, he's gonna be whacking off to pictures of Vin Diesel on his wall, so maybe we should let him be!
People say that education is going downhill - don't believe it for a minute!
Take our young fella here. If he is 12, then he's just a sad loser, but if he's more like 18, then he's a sad loser with the education of the 12 year old.
Either way, he's gonna be whacking off to pictures of Vin Diesel on his wall, so maybe we should let him be!
24-05-2005, 06:49 PM
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Richard Pon, i am probably older than you as i am married with 2 kids, so before you make assumptions, get it right you ugly chimp
24-05-2005, 06:54 PM
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You may well be married with two children, but that doesn't mean you don't have the education of a 12 year old, and it certainly doesn't rule out the possibility of you knocking one out over a poster of your favourite leading man.
Still, you're making the case nicely for my proposed regulation of birth contol by IQ level.
Still, you're making the case nicely for my proposed regulation of birth contol by IQ level.
24-05-2005, 07:00 PM
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Either way, he's gonna be whacking off to pictures of Vin Diesel on his wall, so maybe we should let him be!
Richard Pon,you ugly chimp
24-05-2005, 07:01 PM
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i got CALLED a 15 year old you spacca, are you thick or something, god!
As for what car ive got , ive got 2
Ford Focus RS 2.0 duratec
MK5 Escort Cosworth - with a Weber-Marelli electroinc fuel and engine management system
As for what car ive got , ive got 2
Ford Focus RS 2.0 duratec
MK5 Escort Cosworth - with a Weber-Marelli electroinc fuel and engine management system
24-05-2005, 07:09 PM
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having a mid life crisis
29 years olds calling others spaccas
And quoting specs like a magazine
If ur attiude dont change I can see you having an early night
I got 4 cars and your point is
So your car cost more oh hang on a minute now you saying u got 2 cars
And quoting specs like a magazine
If ur attiude dont change I can see you having an early night
I got 4 cars and your point is
So your car cost more oh hang on a minute now you saying u got 2 cars