Alps Pacino

That cxause all the chew on a night out. Had some 6 stone weed start on me tonight, for touching his lass or something. Knocked me drink out me hand and started mouthing off. So rather than knocking him out i just pushed him away(down the stairs), so i proceed down the stairs after him calmly to ask him what his problem is when 2 burly bouncers arrive. I then tell them the crack with this weed hidding behind them, the bouncer looks me up and down then turns to said weed and says "if he clips you and knocks you out mate its not our fault". Said weeds bollox shrink and replys with "sorry mate wrong lad". So why do they do it is it because they think they might get a few digs in before the bouncers rescue them. O and i was enjoying that gin and tonic lol

Stu @ M Developments

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Cowboi

ha ha. normally the bouncers grab the biggest one round the neck and drag them out.
no questions nothing.

But kids that run their mouths and cant back it up are bloody annoying.
That was a complete waste of a good drink

Alps Pacino

does me tits in, i honestly think i would have HURT him if i had clipped him thats the only reason i didnt, plus it dont solve out really does it

gingeRS

Dean Saff

Same thing happend to me once....















Good job those big bouncers were there to help me out

Alps Pacino

sore head this morning

Rhys

PMSL @ Dean!

You should have made him buy you another drink, fookin little prick

Alps Pacino

he scurried off into the club before i could get him to go to the bar, his mate or some lad who knew him offered to get me 1 but i dont see why he should have had to pay for his mate being a tailender. The funniest thing was that after i pushed him down the stairs the lass that was stood next to me got splashed by my drink ran down the stairs and give him a slap and a load of shit

st3v3

i think that was quite decent of the bouncer,up here they would have just picked up the nearest guy who looked like a bad ass and then thrown him out
his mate who offered to buy you a drink seemed ok as well,

shame theres always one cock out there who wants to spoil a good night out

Benn 304R

Alps Pacino

my kite was getting a bit full and needed something a bit flat

Benn 304R

Ginge !

usually i end up getting lobbed out for minor stuff than that


but then ive very loud when im drunk and would have poured the nearest drink over him when he was on the floor

Oranoco

It's always young lads as well. It's like they are trying to proove how manly they are by acting like complete twats One of these little oiks reared up and the landlord of my local (big fella) and was just had his arms pinned to his side and was carried out of the pub screaming like a hysterical girl

MWF

Yup it's always the weemen. Got a little mouthy on round my way and ended up dragging him out his car window.

Alps Pacino

i must admit he had some bottle like, it soon went when he was going arse over tit down some stairs though

markk

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its whats called 'little bloke syndrome' quite common round here , and i would think near everyone else as well, you will find that,
1, small bloke - BIG mouth
2, small bloke - BIG car,
3, small bloke - BIG girlfriend,
4, small bloke - BIG jacket,
5, small bloke - BIG house,

and it goes on , they tend to try and make up for their size deficiancy - its a fact , instead of just accepting it - your short and small

Alps Pacino

Ye but not only was he 5 foot nowt he was also weighing in at a whopping 6 stone full clothed.

MWF

6, small bloke - BIG dog,
7, small bloke - BIG gold chain

markk

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thats it - see a pattern emerging ?

Joris_FRST

Had the same happening friday nite, one started mouthing off.
gave me a push, then I knocked his nose in

Shouldn't have done it as he reported me to the cops, waiting for a fucking letter now.

Alps Pacino

Not all the time i have a 8 stone bullmastiff its only 9 months old to. I think fighting is a mugs game tbh but i cant just stand there and get pushed about by some knob that i have never seen before.

Coldo

Brilliant

Martyn

This is why i pretty much gave up on going to clubs and pubs years ago unless i was djing there.
Cant stand and dont have the time for pissed up wankers looking for trouble or just making twats of themselves which in turn end up spoiling your night

Mint FRST

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Big man syndrome - theirs one trying to fight his way out!

MadMac

Quality

Iain Mac

John Steinbeck talked about a guy like this in "Of Mice & Men".

Can't remember the character's name, but he only ever picked fights with bigger guys:
If he won he was a hero
If he lost, the big guy is just a bully picking on smaller guys!

JamesH

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