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Old 26-04-2005, 07:39 PM
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Default Has anyone EVER.....(excluding people from Wales)

...had sex with something they shouldnt have?

....PLEASE no animals

Like someones Mum/dad mates missus,underage (i mean 13 plus and you like no older than 16! )...

Please pour your heart out here...no police/mates/parents are looking at this thread.

I personally once shagged a old girl with blue stockings...well thats what i thought...until her son said they were her varacus veins...ROFL
Old 26-04-2005, 07:40 PM
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worst i did was mates sister
Old 26-04-2005, 07:44 PM
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Has anyone EVER shagged a blood related person and will admit it to a few PF users?
Old 26-04-2005, 07:46 PM
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get a life you perv
Old 26-04-2005, 07:49 PM
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shagged some old moose nicknamed Anna Mary 'Big Fat and Hairy' one Boxing Day night in the snow at the local park!! She was obsessed with the Fozzy that she even made up she was pregnant about a year later the dozy bitch!! She could have been classed as an animal so I shouldn't really be saying it here!!!
Old 26-04-2005, 07:52 PM
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I personally once shagged a old girl with blue stockings...well thats what i thought...until her son said they were her varacus veins...ROFL

PMSL
Old 26-04-2005, 07:55 PM
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bloody hell!! lol
ImaRacing 700, are you sure there isnt a bit more to this than your letting on!? lol come on,, what have you REALLY done..


think i miiiight of done one that had been legal for only 1 or 2 days... ahem!
Old 26-04-2005, 08:03 PM
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haha!
Actually, (NOT ME) but i did catch a guy i know
telling someone he had

'found himself with handle of a hairbrush stuck up his ass while he was
havin a


i stepped away from the man, lol
Old 26-04-2005, 08:04 PM
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This right ugly bird I used to know back in the day...

"I hope you actually like me and dont just want me for sex"

Yeah course I do love....

Old 26-04-2005, 08:08 PM
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i banged a 39 year old while on holiday in majorca.....

when i was 18

peevee, dont lie, we ALL know it was you that had the brush wedged up your arse
Old 26-04-2005, 08:08 PM
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my oldest is 37 and it were when i was 18! found out she has a lad who was 17 at the time and a step grand kid!!

simon - that sig is sooooo annoying!!
Old 26-04-2005, 08:11 PM
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that sig is mint!
Old 26-04-2005, 08:17 PM
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lol

i forgot to say,,, i went to her house after we got home, me mate her mate, and i had another go spent the weekend there and met hers 2 daughters 14/11
Old 26-04-2005, 08:22 PM
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Fudge 14 and 11....shit I guessif there is grass on the pitch fair play
Old 26-04-2005, 08:23 PM
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Old 26-04-2005, 08:23 PM
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Woke up in bed with old ex's mother on new years day after major piss up. Very embarressing, don't want to know if anything happened
Old 26-04-2005, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ImaRacing 700
Fudge 14 and 11....shit I guessif there is grass on the pitch fair play
i said MET numb nuts


although, the 14y/o wasnt bad
Old 26-04-2005, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
Originally Posted by ImaRacing 700
Fudge 14 and 11....shit I guessif there is grass on the pitch fair play
i said MET numb nuts


although, the 14y/o wasnt bad
jail term pending! rison: rison: rison:
Old 26-04-2005, 08:33 PM
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i was jokin, your the sick c*nt that will scew anything that moves

what do you always say....?

goes summut like...

if they can crawl, they in the right position
Old 26-04-2005, 08:34 PM
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Ive always liked the older women......thats all im saying























and yes someones mum has been one of them

Old 26-04-2005, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
i was jokin, your the sick c*nt that will scew anything that moves

what do you always say....?

goes summut like...

if they can crawl, they in the right position

Pmsl, thats horrid!!

its ACTUALLY!

They are old enough when they leave school..............................

.......

And they leave school at 330 haha
Old 26-04-2005, 08:38 PM
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i did do a 40year old, but she was an ex dancer and fucking fit.

and im an old fucker anyways
Old 26-04-2005, 08:51 PM
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Fudge you sick mo fo
Old 26-04-2005, 08:53 PM
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hey man, its what pee vee said

look at his last post
Old 26-04-2005, 09:02 PM
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My mate and his G/F organised a holiday together for themselves and a few mates including myself.

A week before the holiday they split up.

1st night I shagged the ex behind my mates back and the 3rd night I shagged the ex's lady friend.

I was not popular that holiday with either my mate or his ex... or the friend
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my sig rules
Old 26-04-2005, 09:19 PM
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am sure epilectics disagree!!
Old 26-04-2005, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by cfoster
shagged some old moose nicknamed Anna Mary 'Big Fat and Hairy' one Boxing Day night in the snow at the local park!! She was obsessed with the Fozzy that she even made up she was pregnant about a year later the dozy bitch!! She could have been classed as an animal so I shouldn't really be saying it here!!!
obsessed with the fozzy eh
Old 26-04-2005, 09:22 PM
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Well I had a fling with a sort of mate's missus, and shagged her twice in their new house before they'd even moved into it, and also shagged a 14 year old when I was 17 cause she said she was nearly 16. I was mortified when I found out the truth and dumped her to be honest, but hey, shit happens!
Old 26-04-2005, 10:32 PM
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Apart from IMA 700 looking like a child molester he comes out with a post like this!
Old 26-04-2005, 10:39 PM
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im currently seeing / shafting a 38 year old... im 25

doesnt seem that bad on the screen


but she loves 6 pointers!!
Old 27-04-2005, 03:40 PM
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Keith how can one look like a child molester?
Old 27-04-2005, 03:42 PM
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done a few mums, one of them was 42 aswell, and i was only 17



but as for animals
Old 27-04-2005, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by cfoster
shagged some old moose nicknamed Anna Mary 'Big Fat and Hairy' one Boxing Day night in the snow at the local park!! She was obsessed with the Fozzy that she even made up she was pregnant about a year later the dozy bitch!! She could have been classed as an animal so I shouldn't really be saying it here!!!


I may never be able to look u in the eye agian fozzy!
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Did a 15 year old when i was about 21/22
Old 27-04-2005, 03:49 PM
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PMSL @ this thread!!
Old 27-04-2005, 03:52 PM
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Profile: shifty looking, wild eyes, sweats when CBBC comes on, drools alot!

Nah, I'm just messing with ya but its a weird post man!
Old 27-04-2005, 03:55 PM
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I done a 34 & 36 yr old when i were 19 was going through a phase
16 yr old when i was 19 or was it 20, shit i dunno she said she was 17 tho and im gonna shut up now
Old 27-04-2005, 05:09 PM
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got to get there before the hair does is all i'm sayin rofl



o and I once participated in a group footing of smits mum
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me mates sis


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