did a teacher at school when i was 15

matt

 

ALMFAO

 

 

Ive shagged someone i knows fiance when she was 3 months preggers (wasnt showing, i cant remember if i knew )

I shagged someone who it turned was roughly a month preggers by a mate, but he didnt know and i sure didnt

Shagged 2 quite close friends mrs's, which on one hand i feel well bad about, and on the other hand i dont as they fookin lovely

One bird I used to do (think mightve posted some pics up here before, deffo remember showing Rene some a while back) has now set herself up as some kind of hooker-
www.adultwork.co.uk/sexycharz
And she is NOT 19 at all, though looks it. Try turning that 9 upsidedown

Ive been down the 14 and 15 road a few times (honestly didnt know, but frankly i dont think knowing wouldve stopped me, can get birds that age who look a lot more grown than birds 5 years older ).

Oldest ive gone is 34 (2nd oldest is 22, and apart from that ive never gone older than 18 IIRC, actually now i say that it might be 17 ) and im going round again thursday night for round2 with the older bird, whos infact my MUMS hairdresser

Never done anyone i knows mums (though dont know anyone with a nice one )
Never done a mates sister or anything (which is a shame, as there a few i can think of that i would wanna )

Compared to a few of my mates im well mild though really, some of the fucked up stuff some of my mates have done makes me think ive wasted my life

 

well anyone gonna top that?

 

it was only a matter of time before steve blew all of us out the water with his stories!

 

I wasnt ever gonna bother due to the sad twats who try n claim it as BS just cause they have sad lonely lives, but thought fuck it, everyone i know knows about all that stuff.

I dont think ive done owt that special, 2 or 3 mates in particular could totally blow anything ive done well out the water with the fucked up stuff theyve done, anything ive done is mainly down to having no morals

 

pmsl @ Steve. lad

think you should tell us some of the gooduns your mates have done

 

Nothing overly bad i don't think, shagged a 16 year old when i was 23, that was good, and a couple of other birds who were just turned 17 that was last year. Worst shit i can think of was shagging the deputy manager at the hotel i used to work at, and we both got a lot of grief over that because it was against company policy, like i gave a fuck, she was gorgeous! I had my hand down someones tight black trousers i shouldn't have about two weeks ago........nothing else yet......
To be continued........

 

Steve you are one of lifes exageraters


If you were that randy you wouldnt have time to post on here 24/7


Incidentally do your conquests know you are a sad internet geek? FPMSL!!!!

 

havent done any youngsters i dont think but went with a 14yo when i was 16,

Had a fatty last weekend cause my mate was getting it on in bed beside us so thought i better have a shot on something,

Me an the same mate took turns with a lass one night was a good laugh,had bit of a sore end in the mornin her arse was pretty tight lol,

fooked the lass aboves sister a few hours before, she was a bit on the plump side aswell come to think of it lol,

As steve said above most of my mates storys would put mine to shame, i.e the other lad above finding shit all over his car after fucking a lass

MB.

 

The greatful type...Lol.
We've all done it.

 

as my mate says - "she's your warmth in winter, and your shade in the summer"

 

What cracks me up IMA is you choose NOT to belive things that really arnt any big deal in the slightest (esp as almost all of the above things can be verified by at least 1 person on here), so if they so much of a big deal to you you find them unbelivable, how foooooookin unbelivably sad and boring must your life as a barry chuckle impersonator have been?

24/7 Bearing in mind I hardly ever make a single post from friday afternoon till late sunday night (and wont be making any from this afternoon till monday night or tuesday this week by looks of it....)

you feckin pathetic wrongun

 

Steve you are SUCH easy prey

 

May have done a 16yr old or two when i was 29