another one? man you're jinxed!!!!

 

not me this time - thank fook

picked the train up this afternoon tho and had a flick thru to the latest entry in the repair book and found that

 

 

Nasty

 

where does ya train go ?????


as im not fooking visiting there,


bet the undertakers have a swiming pool and a stable of horses with there income

now theres a job that ya could make money in, fancy requesting a transfer to the crouch hill line behind me so i can start a new business, with you on my business plan ill never get turned down ( unless the guy i chat to gets run over by a train )

 

not nice

 

bit shitty knowing the train you are driving has killed someone.

Not the trains fault i know.



Dave.

 

bit shitty knowing the train you are driving has killed someone.

Not the trains fault i know.



Dave.

 

ive got a mate who works as a station guard he said most jumpers
off the platform turn to spray & lumps if they get it right
hes got some very wierd episodes that happen on the track none are good
but been told if they lay over the track with there neck on the track
when the train hits the brakes ,,,when its a blind corner
"most suicide people know the spots"
the wheels heat up that much THERES very little BLOOD ie the red hot wheels
cauterize the wound on the neck and head
fook me what a way to die
MUST TAKE SOME MAJOR STATE OF MIND TO DO THAT
feel as graceland said for the drivers
dont they call them unders or something ?

 

its known as "1 under" unless you have had a few like me, then its known as "another 1 under"

worst one i saw was a virgin train on the west coast mainline where someone jumped infront of it while it was travelling at 110mph - blew them in bits and destroyed the fibreglass front of the virgin voyager


and as for cutting them up when they lay on the line - no blood or guts, but the smell is horriffic, i can only liken it to badly rotten cornish pasties and burnt clutch together

 

Ewww

 

dont let less see this post!!

 

I remember seeing somewhere, that depending what they've eaten, the smell can vary from 'outside a chinese' or 'fresh meat counter at sainsbury'!
Not good, i take my hat off to you mate!

 

 

fookin hell mate - you're like the grim reaper

 

could be worse Gracey, you could have to do what I've had to do before and pick up the leftovers.But that's in my job discription, this isn't in yours I spose.
Andy

 

Doh and i have to check the underneath of the trains mechanicals after, then do a full brake and speedo test!

 

i just complain and put shit in the logbooks for you fitters to grumble about

seriously tho - its coming upto season again and i'm expecting another - aint had one for nearly a month, and with my track record, there should be a few ready for me

 

Fil - and i forgot to mention you are supposed to check the horn - both low and high tones, and the headlights and marker lights for operation - but you knew that already