YEHHHHHHA

 

go somewhere, you can have a chat and stare at her breasts

 

or if she has a nice arse, bowling

 

Mate , ideaaaaaaaaa shes got a cracking arse

 

Take her round to your garage and get her to change the oil and filter on your car, and then butt fuck her while she does it.

If she wants to come back again the next day you have found your wife, if she doesnt you have saved yourself a fortune in 6 months of mincing around to find out what she is really into.

Ive only found one bird that passes that test so far though, lol

 

nice

then off for a few drinks

 

fpmsl Chip, your off of your rocker mate

 

 

pmsl @ chip.

 

harsh but soooo true!!! Just make sure she doesnt do the oil change once though to get in your pants!! She has to do it every 3 months!!

 

 

i have so done that!

 

 

Nope, im just focussed on what i want from my life.

Unless a bird likes and is good at:
Deep throating
Taking it up the arse
Having 3somes with other girls
Working on cars
Going to cruises / meets
Drag racing


Then she isnt going to fit into my life properly so there is no point mincing around with her cause im only going to go off with someone else to do whichever of those things she doesnt like doing, so why bother at all?

 

fair enough

 

@ chip

anymore ideas ?

 

Nice meal somewhere relaxed first id say, but then i just love good food.

I was in same boat 5yrs ago when i split with my missus of 11 years
So know exactly how you feel... its like beinga fookin kid again.. very cool

 

Fair enough Stu, take the gentle approach the first couple of dates then i guess.
You cant go far wrong with a decent meal, cause if you get bored you can always check out the waitresses for something to do

Go somewhere fairly middle of the road, like frankie and bennies, they do something that suits everyone and its a pretty chilled atmosphere.

Then just get her to suck you off while driving up the road to drop her home.

 

Take her to a decent sort of wine bar/coctail bar!

Ya want somewhere with a bit of atmosphere but where u can hear each other talk easily!

Always good to get a bit of alcohol on board! eases the situation! but dont get shit faced!

If it goes well then sugggest u go somewhere to eat! nothin to fancy! but not mc donalds!

 

PMSL @ "dont get shit faced"

Yeah there arent many girls whos idea of a good evening involves spending the last part of it picking carrot chunks out from their muff where you puked when you went down on her. and they can take it as a bit of an insult that you ahve thrown up while you are there in the first place.

 

@ CHIP

 

In all seriousness mate, ANYWHERE is fine really, if she enjoys your company then it aint really going to matter where you take her she will still have a good evening.

If you take her to a nice restaurant and she enjoys the food and the atmosphere and wants to go out with you again for that but not for your company, then in the longer run you are still going to be back to wiping the spunk off your hand at the end of the evening.

 

Go to a quite bar wher you can get to know eachother or Bowling which is a lot more relaxing and you can get up close and personal if she's poo.

Something fun.

 

[quote="B19-TRB"]Take her to a decent sort of wine bar/coctail bar![quote]

She wants a fat cock to fill her up, not a glass of vino and a serenade

 

Is that where you take your dates then big boy

 

JoeRST has hit the nail on the head there I reckon, if she has wanted you for 3 years then she is going to be gagging for it anyway.

 

churchy I'll take your sister where ever she wnts but i keep tellin u I aint taskin u no where! u fookin poof!

 

For fook sake, why not? We look virtually the same, save for a pair of tits and long hair

 

Cheers lads

I am only 21 an shes waited since i was 17/18 for this day she says , i think shes nice and fantastic looking, so will see how things go.

I will let you know

 

How old is she!?

Churchy u got 1 other thing that she aint aswell m8! & thats the ral off puter!

 

If she has liked you for 3 years then it wont matter where you go or waht you do

Enjoy it

 

Thanks mate

Shes just turned 22 last month. Ill be turning 22 in December

 

Kool!

well as said if she has fancied u for that long then its safe to say she is up for it lol! but that said if u like the girl dont go in there thinkin u gnna get some! lol let her make the move on that side of it! how ever if u only wanna nail her then go in guns balzing!

 

See , this is the thing. Most birds i like to treat with respect, if i like her which i seem to at the moment, id rather not go out there chasing sex with her, had 7 one night stands since begining of the year when split up with missus, and they are all totally shit to be honest.

Rather have a nice settled lass.

I plan to enjoy myself as much as i can , and i hope she does to , so cheers for the suggestions and ill let you know how it goes on Saturday

 

If you like to treat girls with respect then this one should be no different mate. If your not the sort of person to go in guns blazing trying to get at her snatch then dont.

Let us know how you get on fella

 

at chip, you ought to write a book mate.

'Chips quide to birds'

 

Birds want to get laid as much as blokes do, if not more.

 

Think B19-TRB has the right idea about going for a drink then maybe go for something to eat gives you a bit of variety, so your not stuck in one place all night

 

Thats exactly the reason that birds have:
Mouth
Arse
Sister

 

Im lovin the nighters @ the mo!

Im mucxh like u as in out of a long term realationship!

I can & have treated women with gr8 respect! but am also a complete coont & a slut towards some! i take it on how much i feel for the girl! if i just wanna nail her then she gets treated as a shag! if i think it can go somewhere then she gets treated well!

I am very warey to trust a woman again after the last 1! but thats somethin i need to deal with!

But the mo I am quite happy being a male whore!

oh & Im with chip on the fact birds want it more than we do!