Originally Posted by chip-3door

Take her round to your garage and get her to change the oil and filter on your car, and then butt fuck her while she does it.

If she wants to come back again the next day you have found your wife, if she doesnt you have saved yourself a fortune in 6 months of mincing around to find out what she is really into.

Ive only found one bird that passes that test so far though, lol